Message from @OofYeetEye

Discord ID: 476911433548955656


2018-08-09 00:34:05 UTC  

Geese block you on the road or something?

2018-08-09 00:34:06 UTC  

But geese are federally protected here

2018-08-09 00:34:15 UTC  

No they were in his backyard

2018-08-09 00:34:17 UTC  

Geese more like gayse

2018-08-09 00:34:17 UTC  

Pretty much all birds are in the US

2018-08-09 00:34:23 UTC  

Thanks to the migratory bird act

2018-08-09 00:34:23 UTC  

Stupid

2018-08-09 00:34:29 UTC  

Geese should die

2018-08-09 00:34:33 UTC  

All they do is hiss at me

2018-08-09 00:34:41 UTC  

And get angery

2018-08-09 00:34:43 UTC  

damn migrants coming here and demanding our bread

2018-08-09 00:34:46 UTC  

Geese are sexy

2018-08-09 00:34:58 UTC  

Geese are the epitome of hatred

2018-08-09 00:35:01 UTC  

And destruction

2018-08-09 00:35:05 UTC  

They're assholes for sure, but they can't do much as long as you don't give them any exposed legs or arms to bite

2018-08-09 00:35:16 UTC  

Is that where the soda bottles come in handy

2018-08-09 00:35:18 UTC  

so they statistically increase violence as well

2018-08-09 00:35:24 UTC  

It’s best to just side kick them in the head

2018-08-09 00:35:28 UTC  

You think I wear them just for fashion?

2018-08-09 00:35:40 UTC  

No no you need to steal their babies and hold them for ransom

2018-08-09 00:35:46 UTC  

That’s the way to do it

2018-08-09 00:35:46 UTC  

Geese are basically real zombies

2018-08-09 00:35:52 UTC  

True

2018-08-09 00:35:57 UTC  

They hunger for the flesh of human

2018-08-09 00:36:07 UTC  

Geese babies are pretty cute

2018-08-09 00:36:17 UTC  

Nah you want birds of hate try Emus

2018-08-09 00:36:24 UTC  

Geese are basically just walking preprocessed sex dolls. Until you snap their neck. Then they’re ready to use

2018-08-09 00:36:27 UTC  

Now let’s say you raise a goose baby from birth, could you raise it to be good

2018-08-09 00:36:30 UTC  

Australia lost a war against Emus

2018-08-09 00:36:34 UTC  

What the fuck v

2018-08-09 00:36:45 UTC  

yeah they just come from a violent culture thats all

2018-08-09 00:36:54 UTC  

That’s pretty much any woman @>_

2018-08-09 00:36:54 UTC  

they just need integration

2018-08-09 00:37:00 UTC  

Into a true society

2018-08-09 00:37:06 UTC  

Swans are just as bad as geese though while being far bigger

2018-08-09 00:37:09 UTC  

😏 nah women are ready to use before you snap their necks

2018-08-09 00:37:09 UTC  

North Korea

2018-08-09 00:37:21 UTC  

Not nuns

2018-08-09 00:37:27 UTC  

Especially nuns

2018-08-09 00:37:30 UTC  

Oh shit swans are some mean fuckers

2018-08-09 00:37:36 UTC  

They beautiful but damn