Message from @OofYeetEye
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Now we've got Chihuahuas
yeah we kept the most memeable ones, and secured their genetics
Cats programmed themselves to meme in order to manipulate us
Some animals can be argued to have culture though. For example the New Caledonian Crows make tools out of reeds, and they share improvements they make on the tools, and different groups of them on different parts of the island use different designs despite them being genetically the same.
We programmed dogs to meme in order to manipulate them
That’s the core difference between dogs and cats
thats pretty cool about crows
yeah cats arent as memeable
Some rats In New York send beta cuck rats into rat traps on purpose so they can enjoy the cheese in the other side
so they work just like the military
I wish I were a rat so I could eat cheese
Yes
Do crows SIEZE MEANS
Gosh diddly darn my service cut out
What system of government do geese follow
Also remember humans are animals too
Those evil fucks
being assholes
We are just uniquely sentient
welfare recipients, along with ducks
At least ducks are gracious
Ducks are cute
Geese block you on the road or something?
But geese are federally protected here
No they were in his backyard
Geese more like gayse
Pretty much all birds are in the US
Thanks to the migratory bird act
Stupid
Geese should die
All they do is hiss at me
And get angery
damn migrants coming here and demanding our bread
Geese are sexy
Geese are the epitome of hatred
And destruction
They're assholes for sure, but they can't do much as long as you don't give them any exposed legs or arms to bite
Is that where the soda bottles come in handy
so they statistically increase violence as well
It’s best to just side kick them in the head