I think atkins went on a chat diet @Dr.Wol

he's gonna need it when the big replacement comes

Ha ha lol

No, see, that's why we start with the SEcond Death Star design

No thermal exhaust ports big enough to kill it with

It won't work! they'll fire a trigglypuff into it, and block the exhaust 😦

and we'll all explode

I would love to see a Trigglypuff somehow fit into a 1mm thermal exhaust port

Because that's what the plans for the Second Death Star called for

millions of 1mm wide, non-straight thermal exhaust ports all over the surface

just need a bigger cannon to slug her into them 😉

or it goes Splat and covers many

Jelly bomb

"The radar, sir! It appears to be... *jammed*"

"Let me see that. Raspberry... there's only one man in the universe who would *dare* give me raspberry... *LONE STARR*"

Use the ultimate weapon, fastforwarding the security data

"It's the latest development in film technology, sir. *Instant* movies! They're in stores before the movie is done!"

Go to... LUDICROUS SPEED

Watching Styx. I love his idea for a non-lethal police weapon: Weed bombs.

*gasp* "Ludicrous speed? But sir, we've never gone that fast"

I guess the only thing to worry about is mass cases of the munchies with that kind of thing

Whats a matter colonel Sanders? CHICKEN?

Munchies will be covered by fast-food restaurants

So the peopel burning the cities down, end up patroning the locals

Good thing, too. Antifa will give enough business to locals that they'll be able to afford replacing the windows that Antifa smashed.

https://youtu.be/vk0bvYhNBBM?t=8m20s

exactly

U.S. airline worker steals plane, takes it for flight before crashing it - Reuters
https://apple.news/A_Vs4z8sDR_6fHaw3GRWU0Q

Real news

The best part about that would be that if any of the protesters are federal employees, they'll think twice about starting into riot mode, because if they get drug tested after an antifa protest, the weed would show up in their system, and since the federal government still considers marijuana to be illegal, they'll be fired

brilliant

Opium gas grenades

...Of course that airplane story takes place in Seattle

Here's a beautiful snippet from the BBC article posted in <#398858182455459853>

Poor sod was probably stoned out of his gourd

The man who is refered to by what is believed to be his first name,

Thats a very long and interesting name

Who the hell is called "What is believed to be his first name" Jenkins or something?

Maybe his parents were stoned out of their gourds when they named him

can I cann him Wibtbhfn for short?

Wibtbhfn 😛