"The radar, sir! It appears to be... *jammed*"

"Let me see that. Raspberry... there's only one man in the universe who would *dare* give me raspberry... *LONE STARR*"

Use the ultimate weapon, fastforwarding the security data

"It's the latest development in film technology, sir. *Instant* movies! They're in stores before the movie is done!"

Go to... LUDICROUS SPEED

Watching Styx. I love his idea for a non-lethal police weapon: Weed bombs.

*gasp* "Ludicrous speed? But sir, we've never gone that fast"

I guess the only thing to worry about is mass cases of the munchies with that kind of thing

Whats a matter colonel Sanders? CHICKEN?

Munchies will be covered by fast-food restaurants

So the peopel burning the cities down, end up patroning the locals

Good thing, too. Antifa will give enough business to locals that they'll be able to afford replacing the windows that Antifa smashed.

https://youtu.be/vk0bvYhNBBM?t=8m20s

exactly

U.S. airline worker steals plane, takes it for flight before crashing it - Reuters
https://apple.news/A_Vs4z8sDR_6fHaw3GRWU0Q

Real news

The best part about that would be that if any of the protesters are federal employees, they'll think twice about starting into riot mode, because if they get drug tested after an antifa protest, the weed would show up in their system, and since the federal government still considers marijuana to be illegal, they'll be fired

brilliant

Opium gas grenades

...Of course that airplane story takes place in Seattle

Here's a beautiful snippet from the BBC article posted in <#398858182455459853>

Poor sod was probably stoned out of his gourd

The man who is refered to by what is believed to be his first name,

Thats a very long and interesting name

Who the hell is called "What is believed to be his first name" Jenkins or something?

Maybe his parents were stoned out of their gourds when they named him

can I cann him Wibtbhfn for short?

Wibtbhfn 😛

His friends probably did

"Hey Wibtbhfn, you got a stick of gum? My breath is pretty rank."

Actually, they may have even shortened that to just "Wib" as a nickname

By the way, completely unrelated, but Dr.Wol, have you seen Shiv online at all in the last few weeks, or is she ded?

She ded afaik, haven't seen her online, and her ME6 score is still the same value its been since the bolted

Yeah he's probably a little broken

Guys at what point is a protest treason? Like people are literally calling for an end to the USA, is that treason? If that isn't what is?

Actually trying to end the USA

Acts of sabotage

Yeah, it isn't treason until they actually try to overthrow the government

or kill the President

Is destroying a recruitment base not an act of sabotage?

People calling for an end to the USA is closer to sedition, I think