Message from @Jab

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2018-08-17 21:41:22 UTC  

Trump is poo poo, donate to my campaign

2018-08-17 21:41:25 UTC  

You should have been there though tim

2018-08-17 21:41:43 UTC  

@Timcast trump has wanted to shoot the press corps, but he has never banned the press

2018-08-17 21:41:43 UTC  

Methinks that shirt was a bit premature, Tim. Cortez wants to right the pyramid

2018-08-17 21:41:53 UTC  

Cortez just can’t stay out of the Tim spotlight.

2018-08-17 21:42:02 UTC  

hes banned some press

2018-08-17 21:42:04 UTC  

never all press

2018-08-17 21:42:33 UTC  

Good work so far Tim

2018-08-17 21:42:51 UTC  

Trump banned CNN

2018-08-17 21:42:55 UTC  

Trump Banned members, but not banned the press (as a whole)

2018-08-17 21:42:58 UTC  

because they are FAEKNEWZ

2018-08-17 21:42:58 UTC  

Almost every day I expect another video about how she did something stupid.

2018-08-17 21:43:05 UTC  

its cause of all the performance enhancing drugs he keeps under his beanie

2018-08-17 21:43:11 UTC  

Trump has banned some press tim covered it

2018-08-17 21:43:31 UTC  

It's so they didn't see when she pulled the mask off and revealed herself as a reptilian

2018-08-17 21:43:34 UTC  

Tim, is it true that you keep a minimum of twelve caffiene patches under your beanie at all times in order to get the episodes out?

2018-08-17 21:43:55 UTC  

Tim is probably Double-Dee from Ed, Edd, N' Eddy

2018-08-17 21:44:07 UTC  

Liar! it is 20 patches under the beanie!

2018-08-17 21:44:21 UTC  

legend has it, that if you remove the beanie and hub his head 3 times clockwise, it will show you the future in its reflection

2018-08-17 21:44:42 UTC  

He probably ordered like 20 of em

2018-08-17 21:45:03 UTC  

**SUFFICE IT TO SAY...**

2018-08-17 21:45:36 UTC  

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2018-08-17 21:48:37 UTC  

I heard Tim personally banned the press

2018-08-17 21:48:51 UTC  

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2018-08-17 21:49:04 UTC  

Anonymous sources say

2018-08-17 21:49:29 UTC  

'The press is the enemy of minorities' - Ocasio-Cortez probably

2018-08-17 21:52:06 UTC  

The press hurt my feelings wah wah im a wamen

2018-08-17 21:58:34 UTC  

im freaking out

2018-08-17 21:59:36 UTC  

Over what?

2018-08-17 22:00:07 UTC  

Comrade Cortez I'm guessing

2018-08-17 22:01:02 UTC  

In other news Sarah Jeong got verified complete with her racist tweets

2018-08-17 22:01:33 UTC  

Seeing all the bans stacking up has me worried for what this will lead to.

2018-08-17 22:01:46 UTC  

Im off twitter for a while now

2018-08-17 22:02:18 UTC  

comrade cortez banning the press is totalitarian

2018-08-17 22:02:28 UTC  

shes officially a totalitarian socialist

2018-08-17 22:02:29 UTC  

They banned me for my username. It says i can verify my phone and change my name, except my name is identical to my handle i had for a couple years before... But twitter, meh... Granted, i had some big followers, including mercedes carrera but in the end, twitter isnt to consequnetial to me.

2018-08-17 22:02:30 UTC  

Just don’t be a bad person and you won’t need to worry about getting banned!

2018-08-17 22:02:34 UTC  

you cant have democracy without free press

2018-08-17 22:03:12 UTC  

Everyone is free in Cortez' America, but some people are more free than others

2018-08-17 22:03:55 UTC  

Also @Schedrevka the bans have me feeling optimistic tbh

2018-08-17 22:04:45 UTC  

The great social media purge will backfire