R u in jail right now?

I'm on the run currently

What the hell are you doing here? You don't belong here...

You don't belong here....

*Don't like your kind around here*

If you are the last man on Earth and the last women on Earth are the Kardashian sisters, which one would you choose?

I'd do what any sane man would do

Choose extinction.

I'd choose neither, girls are gay af

God what straight guy screws girls?

This is kinda NSFW... but I would choose this one. Hope I don't get in trouble for showing this.

If the future of the human race were their genes, but inbred....

I would choose the left one.

Humanity had a good run.

Why? Because she's just on the left?

That's leftist

No... because she doesn't have implants and crap.

Humanity invited taxes before they created democracy. Fuck humanity.

I wouldn't have to worry about her boob popping while we are trying to survive.

Also, creep, you uncultured swine, I was singing a song about you.

Sorry, I don't have use in "faggot faggot faggot faggot"

Not a good ditty I'd say

She would be taller than me sadly...

Besides, I had elementary say that to me already

She is like 6 ft tall.

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"I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here." - radiohead

The hell is radio head?

Its a band.

Hence the uncultured swine statement of fact

I get the uncultured swine now

Is it me does this new trend of Bra Towels kind of... weird?

I prefer leaf pieces

It just looks weird, like those damn outfits you find in 1950s.

Them trying to invent new clothing and crap.

I don't have boobs to know is this is comfy.

Or those devices designed to somehow shake the wight off of you....

Yeah.

I mean it could be worse