This is kinda NSFW... but I would choose this one. Hope I don't get in trouble for showing this.

If the future of the human race were their genes, but inbred....

I would choose the left one.

Humanity had a good run.

Why? Because she's just on the left?

That's leftist

No... because she doesn't have implants and crap.

Humanity invited taxes before they created democracy. Fuck humanity.

I wouldn't have to worry about her boob popping while we are trying to survive.

Also, creep, you uncultured swine, I was singing a song about you.

Sorry, I don't have use in "faggot faggot faggot faggot"

Not a good ditty I'd say

She would be taller than me sadly...

Besides, I had elementary say that to me already

She is like 6 ft tall.

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"I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here." - radiohead

The hell is radio head?

Its a band.

Hence the uncultured swine statement of fact

I get the uncultured swine now

Is it me does this new trend of Bra Towels kind of... weird?

I prefer leaf pieces

It just looks weird, like those damn outfits you find in 1950s.

Them trying to invent new clothing and crap.

I don't have boobs to know is this is comfy.

Or those devices designed to somehow shake the wight off of you....

Yeah.

I mean it could be worse

They could look like snuggie monks

Boulder holders if I ever saw em

I'll never think of the song pokerface the same way again.

XD

Potato Sack Head Beauty Pageant...

That's what that song's about? I thought it was a thinly veiled metaphor for sexuality.

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