REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I eat steak all the time... yum.

Fast metabolism allows me and I love cooking steak. I am pretty good at it.

I honestly think Vegans are people who can't control their weight.

>.>

I'm about to be going to war against an optometrist. Scammed my family out of 220 or so bucks.

I salute you Rye! Go forge ahead soldier!

Damn, crazy day today. A fucking cyclist got in front of my car. Like a normal person, I ran his ass over with my car. Showed him huh?

I know some vegans, they're alright

Actually you are going to jail for attempted murder.

No, I'm white, so I'm good

I am okay with vegans, as long as they don't try to force their lifestyle on me.

-_-... the hell is wrong with you.

At least that seattle hijacker got away with it right?

Doesn't matter what color you are, that is attempted murder.

R u going to jail creep

Not yet

R u in jail right now?

I'm on the run currently

What the hell are you doing here? You don't belong here...

You don't belong here....

*Don't like your kind around here*

If you are the last man on Earth and the last women on Earth are the Kardashian sisters, which one would you choose?

I'd do what any sane man would do

Choose extinction.

I'd choose neither, girls are gay af

God what straight guy screws girls?

This is kinda NSFW... but I would choose this one. Hope I don't get in trouble for showing this.

If the future of the human race were their genes, but inbred....

I would choose the left one.

Humanity had a good run.

Why? Because she's just on the left?

That's leftist

No... because she doesn't have implants and crap.

Humanity invited taxes before they created democracy. Fuck humanity.

I wouldn't have to worry about her boob popping while we are trying to survive.

Also, creep, you uncultured swine, I was singing a song about you.

Sorry, I don't have use in "faggot faggot faggot faggot"

Not a good ditty I'd say

She would be taller than me sadly...