unibomber talk

"Hey how about that PHONE in your pocket? You exploited--" "I do not have a phone."

"Wh---"

And their heads explode. *Everyone has a phone.*

I think i encountered one once, it was a black girl who came out of a classroom shouting "slave maker" to the teacher, and goign to the principles office

WHADDAYA MEAN YOU DON'T WEAR JNCO JEANS?!

i have a flip phone

MOTHERFUCKER

ppl call me

i call ppl

```the principles office``` lol

Quite an office.

My previous job one of the presidents of one of the companies we owned he had super close ties to hilldawg and bill clinton

He was jewish and he had a flip phone

"I want someone suicided."

Never used a computer

i have a galaxy s7 that i never used

He had his assistant do all his computer work and manage his email

Ew.

EW.

That is the worst form of old person.

Owns a company, never used a computer

being the boss and owner most of the times is about relationships with people not computers

Every year he had a jewish charity event that he invited me too and every year almost he had one of the clintons come to it in person shit was nuts

Good food though and some hot ass women

Relationships is for the birds.

He threw a fundraiser for clinton at his home it was in the news

you can tell something is toxic femininity of maculinity if a typical women or man behavior results in sacreficing the future for the present

good fem of masc is when you sacrefice the present for the future, doign typically gendered behavior

I wish mosquitoes stopped existing.

I'm sure they do *something.*

get eaten by frogs,

So the frogs can live long enough to turn gay from chemicals in the water!

*slams newspaper on desk*

Roaches I'm not sure do anything.

If there was a button that instantly killed all of them, you'd have to keep me away from it.

Because I wouldn't hear of any reasons roaches have to exist.

lets nuke the roaches! 😛

I'd want them gone too badly.

I think roaches are decomposers

Though there are many other things that can do their part.

Do you guys wanna read hypocrisy? Go read trump's tweet and look at his replies