Message from @OliveBlanc
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Because the heat is an illusion when it's dry.
It's so literal with the sun. It has nothing to stick to. You get it and when the sun's down it's gone.
Put the sun over florida and you can't get rid of that fucking shit.
Fuck florida
Fuck your swamps.
I would try to put the sun over florida for that experiment, but sadly, i dont know where to take the energy from that would be neccessary to put the sun in a geostationary orbit
dry heat was the theme of my entire vacation. forest in a desert.
I wanna visit an oasis
And swim nekkid.
Deserts have camel spiders. Not fun.
are they the size of camels?
They prey on camels.
That’s just a myth.
But they are really fucking fast.
I'm talkin out my ass
I do know they are the spider's spider.
blow it out your ass
What gives a spider nightmares. This spider
I made them
Looks like the weta
thats not a spider, thats a facehugger
It's a demon.
I got chased by one before.
Seriously fuck those things.
As if spiders weren’t bad enough they had to be made really fast and have huge teeth things.
There's a dolphin version of that spider
"How can a dolphin be scary, Scrib. You're talkin shit"
Oh am I, strawman
I have an idea yeah
It dwells in the AMAZON RIVER
dolphins
Do you know how hard a motherfucker you have to be to be a mammal that size swimming in the fucking amazon
imagine youd ride on them
maybe with a lance having a great jousting festival
Look at that DISGUSTING TIM BURTON CLAYMATION BEAST
