Fuck florida

Fuck your swamps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSCRUuUgiUE

I would try to put the sun over florida for that experiment, but sadly, i dont know where to take the energy from that would be neccessary to put the sun in a geostationary orbit

dry heat was the theme of my entire vacation. forest in a desert.

I wanna visit an oasis

And swim nekkid.

Deserts have camel spiders. Not fun.

are they the size of camels?

They prey on camels.

That’s just a myth.

But they are really fucking fast.

I'm talkin out my ass

I do know they are the spider's spider.

blow it out your ass

What gives a spider nightmares. This spider

they're my friends

I made them

Looks like the weta

thats not a spider, thats a facehugger

It's a demon.

I got chased by one before.

Seriously fuck those things.

As if spiders weren’t bad enough they had to be made really fast and have huge teeth things.

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There's a dolphin version of that spider

"How can a dolphin be scary, Scrib. You're talkin shit"

Oh am I, strawman

I have an idea yeah

It dwells in the AMAZON RIVER

dolphins

Do you know how hard a motherfucker you have to be to be a mammal that size swimming in the fucking amazon

imagine youd ride on them

maybe with a lance having a great jousting festival

Look at that DISGUSTING TIM BURTON CLAYMATION BEAST

LOOK AT ITS DAILY COLOR PALETTE.