they're my friends

I made them

Looks like the weta

thats not a spider, thats a facehugger

It's a demon.

I got chased by one before.

Seriously fuck those things.

As if spiders weren’t bad enough they had to be made really fast and have huge teeth things.

<https://youtu.be/wTqsV3q7rRU?t=1m49s>

There's a dolphin version of that spider

"How can a dolphin be scary, Scrib. You're talkin shit"

Oh am I, strawman

I have an idea yeah

It dwells in the AMAZON RIVER

dolphins

Do you know how hard a motherfucker you have to be to be a mammal that size swimming in the fucking amazon

imagine youd ride on them

maybe with a lance having a great jousting festival

Look at that DISGUSTING TIM BURTON CLAYMATION BEAST

LOOK AT ITS DAILY COLOR PALETTE.

"We would rape and pillage the landgoers if we could."

"Count your lucky stars that we physically can't."

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5RB-ojEtE4>

How horrid can you be.

Only a little more horrid than that

Dolphins are like the Harvey Winestein of aquatic animals.

The goblin shark is the most aptly named animal ever.

Fuck.

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```I got chased by one before.```
@CreativeRealms Also, what the fuck did you DO

How did you escape/stop it

Outran the thing.

bring a fat friend, just be faster than them

Camel spider isn't out for a meal.