Gonna take a while

and now i leave for 20 mins

Lovely

Preposterous boast. Alas, carry on. @A Drunk Sailor

What

Oh

Good old shit

On my dick

Wouldn't that be a big old UTI?

Lmao

It would yes

https://giphy.com/gifs/smile-pug-dog-oDLDbBgf0dkis

@Papa Benz good sir I find your quarreling propsterous

I gotta stop typing while drunk

but that would mean never typing again soooo...

y'all smoke meth

No

@Crawfoot it's all good. Silence tells more.

drunk typing is fun

reminds you how bad you are at spelling

Move along you absolute heathen, lest you smite thine-self. @Blargleshporf

I abuse alcohol and tobacco I don't need a third thing to fuck up my life

Sad.

Hello everyone

alcohol, tobacco, and sadness, you have it all covered friend

@wobdob1111 GET PFP NIGGER

@Tea

Yes.

@wobdob1111 PFP faggot

silence isnt telling shit

@Papa Benz good sir I must kindly ask you to stop partaking in these ridiculous and quite frankly embarrassing behaviours. Now alas, kys

*Insert rant about how the military made me an alcoholic here*

@Crawfoot you think that then.

@A Drunk Sailor lelel

love the warm reception

@A Drunk Sailor most people are after service, try to be more special

@wobdob1111 Ye fuck off aye

Well I'm still in service

so there's that

oh fair