reminds you how bad you are at spelling

Move along you absolute heathen, lest you smite thine-self. @Blargleshporf

I abuse alcohol and tobacco I don't need a third thing to fuck up my life

Sad.

Hello everyone

alcohol, tobacco, and sadness, you have it all covered friend

@wobdob1111 GET PFP NIGGER

@Tea

Yes.

@wobdob1111 PFP faggot

silence isnt telling shit

@Papa Benz good sir I must kindly ask you to stop partaking in these ridiculous and quite frankly embarrassing behaviours. Now alas, kys

*Insert rant about how the military made me an alcoholic here*

@Crawfoot you think that then.

@A Drunk Sailor lelel

love the warm reception

@A Drunk Sailor most people are after service, try to be more special

@wobdob1111 Ye fuck off aye

Well I'm still in service

so there's that

oh fair

I could not understand the last request, you utter simpleton.

damn ight brb

@Blargleshporf

I got fucked in the ass and sticked around for more

@Papa Benz good sir I find your mind to be rather lacking

Likewise @Blargleshporf

Aye aye aye kid meurtos dos mijos

Speak the queen's english, heathen

^

Don't mind of I go out speaking the King's.

I understood that reference

@Papa Benz why you there

@A Drunk Sailor soon to be kings English lmao

Can't wait

though Lizzy is still going pretty strong

She's a champ.

She ain't kicking the bucket yet

She's like 95. She'll be dead tomorrow

I believe she recently became the oldest english monarch

GOOOOOD SAVE THE QUEEEEEEEN