+giveme consent

Why are mainland Europeans so lazy?

It’s 11:10am. I’ve been waiting in a restaurant for an hour. All I ordered was some pancakes and a cappuccino...

Getting bored now

They didn’t even give my oder to the chef.

Fs

I don’t want to wait but I’ve already waited an hour. There isn’t really anywhere else to go, I live in a semi rural area

@Liam why are you linking Dankulas vids on his own discord?

I finally got my pancakes with bacon and maple syrup as well as my coffee... They forgot the grilled chicken that goes with the bacon and pancakes

It was. Bacon, pancakes and maple syrup.

Though they offered me an entire new dish on top of that for free for the wait

I said yes so they’re getting me double but it’s an open plan kitchen and the chef is giving me the “spit in your food eyes”

@perturb how am I the nonce?

@󠀀󠀀AK eh?

@perturb what?

@ky did you even read the thread before commenting?

@DUB3R5 nickname the mods gave everyone online as a joke one time a month back. Never gotten around to changing it as I can’t do it on my mobile

@DUB3R5 not on my phone

Listen faggot. I work ten hour night shift six days a week, I don’t have time to fuck on with discord

On a side note I finally got the food I ordered two hours ago and it was definitely worth the wait. More so because I get another one for free.

Looks like shit tastes like heaven. Pancakes, back bacon, chicken and maple syrup

@DUB3R5 I got another full plate after that haha

M8 I’m British. I’ll eat anything other than a French girl

I’ve had a Greek girl but honestly I’ve only ever met one French girl and while she looked good, she smelled a bit musky

Ok that was definitely worth the wait. Two full breakfasts, coffee and a pint of Samuel Adams for £4.79 ($6.11) The only had my pay for the pint, all the food and coffee was free.

Two hours for about £18 worth of free shit?

@DUB3R5 I got two meals worth about €16 together for free

Also a €4 coffee

@DUB3R5 the restaurant?

@DUB3R5 not when I arrived

@DUB3R5 I was the only one there at first but it was packed when I left

So there’s a flatard at my work now and he won’t shut up.
Got a bunch of new starters at my work and one of them is like a mini, bald, English chav version of Alex Jones of steroids. Every day all he talks about for ten hours is conspiracy’s, he’s a flatard as well as believing that we’re all ancient aliens, there are pyramids in Antarctica, there is no such thing as gravity, water keeps its level, the illuminati is hiding ancient 50ft tall giants because “God doesn’t like them”, God flooded the Earth because Noah (who was actually an ancient alien) was conducting experiments with animal DNA but something went wrong so God (who is also an ancient alien) had to wipe them out.

Ever wake up and just sit for a few minutes contemplating the dream you just had?

I dreamt I was being hunted by Americans because I head butted a dolphin or some shit

I was asleep for 15 hours

@KegeloranjeFret I work ten hour night shifts, five days a week. I get three- hours of sleep a day then crash on my night off

I have a life just no time to do anything

@KegeloranjeFret do you get weekends off?

@KegeloranjeFret I work for Amazon so we’ve been getting fucking hammered over black Friday and Christmas

Tbh I’ve been doing six day weeks for a month

Normally we’d get about 45-50 thousand parcels a night but for the last month it’s been around 60-80 thousand per night

@KegeloranjeFret I don’t mind the work but the pays good so I’m not complaining. I’ll probably be laid off after Christmas anyway so

@SuperCoven who you calling’ turd, durd

@coattailsandbowties Jogging is gay? How

@coattailsandbowties So jogging isn’t actually gay, you’re just annoyed because you’re a fatty who can’t run a mile?

<:thinkjim:437151534950645760>

@coattailsandbowties you had a six pack at 14? You say that like it’s not hard for a child to have low fat haha

@RanStairs you just found out?

Did you guys see that shit about the Furry at the game awards?

The shit was cringe

Yeah this dude

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gzHwNKtYY2A This guy explains what happened if you’re interested

@Shut Up Eve

No Furry

@Shut Up Eve Haha I never noticed that

@V3xxed_G1raff3 probably offed him sled

Ok so you’ve all heard of the pink tax right? That fine for women but how about the d-tax? I just bought some XL condoms and realised they cost £3 more than the normal sized versions haha

Kinda obvious why but it made me chuckle

@Kura stop being a sperg

@Kura I’m good

@Kura Also Markus constantly goes on about how big his cock is, wanna @ him?

You think I’m that thick?

Are you honestly that much of a whitey?

@Kura stop

Who’s the Frog?

@Max Headroom boo hoo, I’m at work. Been unloading docks since 11pm (it’s 6:25am here)

I’m fucking freezing

@Pirate my doom you say? https://mashable.com/video/andy-serkis-gollum-brexit/

“On the blob” I’m a Geordie and even I’m not that rough haha

@soup dad says a lot about the sperm count then

@soup dad You should be. Less sperm = less testosterone

@Crow you sound like me old teacher in college

Visual representation of this chat. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph587495c78ca96

Just had some blood taken but it’s so fucking cold where I am they had to try three different veins to get any blood out of me.

Fs I’m applying next year too <:imout:437239184269508610>

This bitch is gonna be mad at me <:markus:437127777247035393>

Haha

Fapping. Hard and fast or slow and sensual?

That’s the thing. You get so used to beating your meat fast that it’s boring when a bitch tries to match your speed. They haven’t got the practice haha

@Based Rai you’ve clearly never been with a women from Sunderland

@Based Rai exactly

@kikipatel no it’s not

Skip to 7:10 in this, I laughed too hard https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b68ced9edb29

You’re acting like balls aren’t the norm on here

Merry Christmas you disgusting ingrates

@Deleted User posting pics of your self? Cringe

@ky you want balls cunt? I’ll give you balls

How can you not like Musk?

@sweatercowsandsass I wasn’t posting the shitty meme, I was showing Musk posting it

Ok so I’m on a date an the lass who I’m meeting insisted on buying her own drink. Green or red flag?

Nope

Who plays WoW anymore? Don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who dose