+giveme consent

Once forgot to put water in the cup I was microwaving...

Microwaved just the cup.

Cooker turtle?

You mean Torkoal?

Good thing I'm just regular broke. Not Bitcoin broke.

Cancer Obtained.

Science does no work.

No.

Work is force dotted with distance.

Science is a concept not a force.

Thus it does no work.

Fuck chemistry, Physics is where its at.

Is it now? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? "But... Its just electron physics" Eh. Shove it in your erlenmeyer flask...

I live in the middle of satans armpit. So its kinda warm here during the day.

No the other armpit in the U.S of A.

Can I lose the ability to be in this chat?

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Jamie not putting out anymore

?

Deletey boi. fo sho

Mail hookers?

How will they fit in the mail box?

Wtf is a twink?

I thought that was a trap?

Half homo.

Yeah, there's not nearly as much scat as there was 15 mins ago.

I cant read.

So thats what happened to it.

The more you know.

Can someone shop Dankulas head on this guy... for educational reasons, I mean....

What part of "for educational reasons" did you not understand?

"school" project.

"edjewcated"

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Thats why I poop on company time.

So I guess thats a no to my request?

T H A T

Yes.

When did YouTube become the new word for Hentai?

Yo, Where da voice chats at?

@gum yumb Because, like me, your life wasn't meant to be good.

I've never been much of a Nintendo fan. Mostly played the Gameboys. To this day I've sill have not played a Mario game.

Oh shit, super late to the party.. Oops.

Its actually two people.

And that is 3.

This chat is a lil too spicy right now. Ima come back later.

I only have the right one. Does that count?

Does Gary need a friend?

Seems like Gary is secretly a bot capable of light speed spamming.

Here we go again..

Yes @soup dad, You have my undivided attention.

@Deleted User Yes?

Wow all this attention is giving me a chubby.

Sorry that was me.

Its always whitey hour.

Shit, more crappy music.

Yes, yes I do.

Dont give him Ideas for a scat bomb.

Lips pout the walls fall out. Red rose grows as the walls unfold.

What link?

I missed it.

.... I clicked.

Yes, but my autism goes far beyond "you tried" level.

@spiritupgrades Yes, and I was saying that my autism/need to be accepted prevents me from ever being saved.

Very.

@󠀀󠀀AK Good luck, I feel ya. I remember those days....

@T e x You ever listen to Coulter Wall?

My current obsession rn.

Its not.

Not at all.

@T e x This may be a long shot, but what about bluegrass?

NO. Shit post all you want. You can always do that stuff tomorrow.

Never forget. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI-SCFlUfns

@coattailsandbowties You writing a term paper or something?

Probably a stupid question... Like for a journal, or class?

Oh. Good luck.

Grab a kazoo. Lets have a tune. When I count 3! 10 Max points if you know where that is from.

@Andrew_Lastname Apparently they are better the second time around... If you know what I mean.

Yes.

@Andrew_Lastname Why do you make fun of my life?

I do it to pass the time while I wait for my reviewers to tell me why my paper wont be accepted this time...

@coattailsandbowties Just be thankful you don't have to fight with reviewers.... Yet.

Blessed are the wicked who are healed by my hand.

Its colder than a witch's tit in here....

my fucking toes are frozen.

@Tea Yes?

@Tea K den.

He steeped to0 long... Heh.

@Soinc I think you mean Kike.

Its an abusive relationship.

Look at the lil teef.

I was asleep this morning and one of my dogs jumped onto my chest. She promptly threw up all over my neck. So Im kinda sick of dogs atm....

gj.

@coattailsandbowties I see you like to wait until the last second to do things. I also like to live dangerously.

@coattailsandbowties I did a pressure/decomp study on ferrocene for my undergrad thesis. Sounds fun.

See ya, you sorry sack of dick diddlers. Im off.

What the hell have I just walked into?

Ive always like tea over covfefe.