Ive never had a whiskey

What is a straight whiskey?

Whiskey is good

@Shmeh sir i need a sex on bloody mary. Trust me, i got one here last week.

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Straight whiskey is whiskey in a glass with nothing else @fuzzyplant

Ah i see

@Jargvolksvagon what's your strongest cocktail? Do you do long Islands?

Makes sense really

@Deleted User Straight whiskey is just whiskey without the gay

Nah mate walk on

don't be daft.

@Shmeh fuck yes and they are a bitch as well

@Shmeh long island are what you ask the guys to buy for you if you want to get drunk quick

I calmly explain that all our cocktails have essentially the same volume of alcohol in them,

This one has more spirit names in it so it must be stronger

@Shmeh i think negroni is the strongest besides the long island

you ok there @Deleted User ?

nah

Medronho

whats up pal?

is the strongest shit on planet earth

made from these crazy berries that look like strawberries

Portuguese

dunno still force deafened and muted

Just saying from personal experience, a negroni will get you sloppy faster than a long island

I love negronis

the proper stuff is usually around 90-92%

Still can't beat a good old bottle of Belgian beer though

dont be gay, be okay

The stuff you mix in with a cocktail alters the alcohols absorption rate.

I've never really been a fan of cocktails, I don't understand why you need to fuck about when you're getting drunk.

Delerium

fantastic belgian beer

comes in a blue speckled bottle with elephants on the front, it's around 9%

only comes in half pints for a reason

@lolfire because some people like to have a slight buzz all day instead of getting hammered and shitting the bed

I will convert you, margaritas good, tequila raw bad

Tequila is great

@Shmeh what's the best margarita in your opinion?

@Shmehyou ever go west street live?

Can you send me a recipe?