Sometimes I wish I was a mod. Then I remember I'd probably ban everyone.

Out of love.

❤

"Deleting the server out of rape" doesn't make sense as a sentence.

Hello @coattailsandbowties

Make me mod so I can ban these unfunny cunts.

@T e x I posted some music for you in <#418503038781620255> once you've had a wank over those tiddies.

Is that Nicholas II or George V?

I'm thirsty but I'm not a fucking loser about it.

I don't want to see your ass.

That doesn't mean I don't want to see other things. 😏

bantz @coattailsandbowties

I don't like blowjobs.

Why does it bother you? It's not like you're ever going to give me one. 😂

Meh. They don't do anything for me.

I've never given a blowjob because I'm not gay.

My last relationship contained no oral either. Even though I like eating out pussy. :3

@Questgiver Have you ever considered letting the Lord into your *rectal cavity*?

You jerk it to real kids instead. Paedo.

I think there needs to be a set time when Whiteys can't post. Like 24 hours a day.

Torch have you actually done it? 😂

@AstroTorch You madlad. You actually did it? 😂

That's cool, Torch. We all need a bit of quiet time.

You can thank me later, Whiteys.

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I know I'm a retard but I'm not retarded.

I'm kidding, I have very active almonds, many wrinkles.

And that's just my balls.

*Active*.

I was under the impression the lovely Manderson was taken.

I should probably add notes to people.

I believe you have a relevant screencap, @coattailsandbowties

The one about my thirstiness.

What a shame!

I need to stop pulling my beard hairs out.

Maundy

I'm a fucking disgrace.

Nah I just caught sight of myself in the mirror. My clothes have holes in them and I look like a tramp.

True.

Might wear my kilt to work tomorrow.

Letting the balls hang free.

Let's be honest, kilts are preferable to tartan trousers.

@Deleted User What can I say, I like living on the edge.

lol

They can have it.

^

Trousers.

Tartan trews are for gays who play golf. Breeks, ken?

@LmaoMoni So you and Jamie, like, feet-loving Jamie, are an actual thing?

lol

No wonder he doesn't talk anymore.

no u

Aye

They've taken cancer shitposting @󠀀󠀀AK

@LmaoMoni But he's ginger.

He looked pretty ginger to me the few times I met him.

I agree, Torch. You're welcome. 😛

Might shave my head later.

Speaking of cute stuff @coattailsandbowties https://twitter.com/TailedFeature/status/1056624627039039488

@Octavia No. As if I'd ever have a pet.

It's toxic because whiteys are allowed to post again.

@ducatideamon999sp If it were up to me you wouldn't.

Fuck this I'm going to ranked chat.

Morning.

I'm gonna need an F because today is going to kill me.

I saw that.

I'm about to leave for one job, 9-5 deal, over an hour's drive away, then immediately after that I'm working my other job, another hour or so away, 2 hour drive home at 2am. On 3 hours sleep. Weeeee

I'm getting too old for this.

The day job is pretty decent pay. Tonight's work won't be worth all the hassle of driving there etc.

With great difficulty.

I never sleep a full night, always broken sleep.

Not even on weekends. I'm such a light sleeper. Plus I work Saturdays, too.

@big lobster pie I often wonder that myself.

@V3xxed_G1raff3 I can't afford to right now. And I'm self-employed, mostly.

@TBORIOT Decent enough pay when it comes. Being self-employed I'll work lots then it'll mostly dry up, then work lots etc... so I need to work as much as I can when the work's available.

I have four jobs, currently.

They aren't all full-time.

If only.

But then if you saw my face you'd know I'd never work.

@Todd Best compliment I've had.

Morning @Deleted User

Got anything to do today, Whiski?

Ah you'll be grand, sit up the back and sleep.

Well Whiski at least you aren't me, I'm working two jobs, 9am - 2am, on 3 hours sleep. See you on the other side.

Aye and I have to wear a suit tonight. I hate wearing suits.

No but I'll be meeting some members of the Danish Royal Family tonight...

Right I'm already late, bye for now.

Just late. If traffic's bad, fashionably late.

Edinburgh is full of litter.

Are you guys discussing Brutalism?

The UKIP thing tomorrow is in Worcester.

That's like saying Glasgow is Edinburgh because they're only an hour apart.

Says the guy going to Birmingham