early retirement?

Aye and I have to wear a suit tonight. I hate wearing suits.

Eww suit.

Suit with kilt do it.

Are u mi6

A body guard?

Secret Agent Tailed.

No but I'll be meeting some members of the Danish Royal Family tonight...

Good morning everyone

Oh cool

It's looking like a beautiful day outside

how are we all?

Boi @Tailed Feature

Good ish

@Tailed Feature meeting a fine establishment I see..

Really?

good ish?

Some people here got like 2 hours of sleep

@Tailed Feature too much Kingsmen for you kiddo

and 🅱oi I'm running on empty. A winning smile and can do attitude can go a long way

Right I'm already late, bye for now.

L8r nerd

Fasionalbly late? @Tailed Feature

Or just late

Who hath summoned me

God u sound like a fitniss magazine
@@Grey Squirrel

Just late. If traffic's bad, fashionably late.

Bigg laff

@King Farage the 1st of UKIP gay cunt

That's hurtfull

😮

Fingers crossed traffics fucked

who hurt you?

Brexit means brexit @King Farage the 1st of UKIP

My dads penis @Grey Squirrel

Yes it does son

Yes it does

oof

that's a yikes

Tailed feature, the man with a legendary shlong

Only thing tailed is late at is coming out.