Let the doctor drug you up

Trust us goyim

Ayy ADHD buddy

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Guys I got a story

I got pushed out of this girls second story bedroom window

When

Met her on the tinder of course
met up watched a movie
started foolin around
Went to her room
Doing stuff

Like 30 minutes ago

Things are going good
Parents come home hear front door slam
Oh fuck get up pull up boxers
Girl opens window
Why do I get myself into these retarded ass situations

Lol

Then you got yeeted out

It continues

Start my way towards window
She kisses me then I get tossed out like a used tissue

I’m a lil shaky so sorry if I’m taking long

Lmaooooooooooooo

Are you okay at least

At least she was hot

DAMN

Better than most

And she works at Chick Fil A

On sundays she can be there for you

She's cute ngl

Are you gonna see her again

But thank god she had a lil bit of roofing right there and not a drop off

There were rose bushes on the lawn

Like in a garden area so no jumping down had to shimmy my way down

But idk if I’ll see her again she’s cute, very cute, lil weird but that’s over lookable

Depends if I get a text😂

But yes I am okay, dubya made it out in one piece

Eyy good to hear

And hope she text you also

Something tells me she’s done it a time or two

The push out the window I mean

Hmm

Text her at some point and see what happens

I will in the morning