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!agree

Hey everyone, finally joined the discord.

Uhh, voted leave.

GG.

Service guarantees citizenship

Just do a voice chat on here with some of the other DnD fags?

Seems like that wouldn't be difficult to set up.

Well there's a tabletop channel. And rule books.

I've been here literally 15 mins and I know this ;)

Nah, you can download it online easily enough.

There's character creation guides and sheets and all sorts online.

And when in doubt, play a half-Orc and call yourself Duran Duran.

Racism?! Where?! REEEEEEEEE!

Basically just vikings then, huh?

DnD has the best graphics engine ever.

The human imagination.

My mind displays that shit in 4K native resolution.

60FPS

The lag is just something I have to put up with for insane graphics @MountainMan

Funnily enough though, the Knights of the Old Republic games ran on an altered DnD rule set

Boom.

Gib me dat free shieet

Definitely doing your part for the cause.

Service guarantees character sheets

Shit, just make up your own race and gender. Bring DnD into 2018 kicking and screaming.

DnD clearly has a bias against anime catgirls!

They are as much as race as orcs or halflings

Except super hot.

Anime is gay, yes.

Japanese Catgirls on the other hand?

Super hot.

3D women have feminism though. And systems of oppression apparently.

My 2D Waifu will never make a false rape accusation.

I wouldn't even rape them

I imagine elves sound like radical lefties. That super condescending sing-songy cadence that says 'I'm better than you.'

Do I need to qualify that I was joking about the anime girls or was the implication enough?

Can someone explain how the levels work, by the way?

As far as newfags go, I'm the newest and I guess the faggiest.

@MountainMan Thanks, I guess I'll stick around then

Is it rape if I say no, but start enjoying it halfway through?

Is it rape if my buddy holds me down and forceably inserts himself?

But he gives me a pillow to bite down on to prove he loves me.

Meh, at least it's not rape.

Who's gayer? The giver or the taker?

Because the giver is fucking another guy, so gay. But the taker is being fucked by a guy, so also gay

Or he just gets ugly females.

I've had a few monsters that I couldn't keep it up with. But a hole's a hole.

I was also drunk. Was I raped? Hmm.

Uhh, because I like having a wet dick and fat chicks try harder.

I'm also ugly, but I play guitar so I get laid more than I should.

There's a difference between *wanting* a fat chick and just looking for a place to bury your bone for a night.

Well then I must be some kind of misogynist because I do that basically all the time. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am... now get the hell out of my house.

I just close my eyes and think of Brexit.

> Look in the mirror
> YOU DA REAL MVP

FEELSGOODMAN

I dunno about that, these Marxist feminist types have put on a lot of weight lately.

Feminists went from kinda hot vegan goth chicks to insufferable hambeasts overnight man.

Some of them were. Dated one with blue hair for a bit that weighed like 90lb. She was pretty cool apart from the whole wage gap shit.

fReEdOm Of SpEeCh DoEsN't MeAn FrEeDoM fRoM cOnSeQuEnCes!!!

Unless you're employed by the NYT

!rank

The only thing commies deserve is a free helicopter ride.

Acceptable losses.

It's for the greater good.

Well, if we took up 3 or 4 commies at a time, you'd slash those expenditures massively.

Industrialise and mass-export commies, Capitalist style.

If my kids turned out to be commies, I think I'd kill myself instead for failing ad a father.

But make sure to blame them in the suicide note so they have to live with the shame.

Sugma? I barely knew her!

Send him a picture of your dick.

It's what I would do.

Actually, can I send him a dick pics instead?

Dick pics bro

That scares off everyone.

Dicks out for @MountainMan's stalker

So... Where do we stand on the dick pics?

I've got my lighting all good to go

I'll get a really tasteful angle on it too.

Really artsy.

Dick pics are just for fun.

Would it 3D print pubes as well?

It's gotta look realistic, or what's the point?

...Challenge accepted

Can I just interject for a sec and say it's 'mold'?

Dick mould is something entirely different and you should see a doctor if you have it

Englishly challenged? Well I am Scottish, so you may have a point.

Instead of dancing, do something less gay. Like the floor is lava. That'll make you agile as fuck

My vote is still on The Floor is Lava

@Mips It's all good, I barely understand it either.

Do you have to dance to that gay-ass EDM shit? If so, I'm out.

@Mips I'm not 100% sure the Irish even understand the Irish. Legend has it the troubles in Northern Ireland were actually caused by a Catholic mishearing a protestant and they were both too embarrassed to say anything.

The day Ireland stops drinking is the day they call for a EU referendum of their own.

She is kinda cute for a racist to be fair.

Hey, a man can dream.

If Martin Luther King was allowed to, so am I. That's equality.

Good call, you get 1 shiny Trump face for making me laugh.

Behold, you are now blessed by the God Emperor.

I like to think of the God Emperor's blessing like a once a day buff

+10 to Freedom, -15 to giving a shit