^'

Or he just gets ugly females.

@MountainMan no, I'm old and need medicine

^ @M4Gunner

viagra mayhaps

I've had a few monsters that I couldn't keep it up with. But a hole's a hole.

wha

no

I was also drunk. Was I raped? Hmm.

just leave

why fuck an ugly chick

@ZERO yes, you were

have some self decency

^

Uhh, because I like having a wet dick and fat chicks try harder.

@MountainMan there's a reason I don't have a selfie as a pp

understandable

I'm ugly too tho

My ego is just in the sky

Wait that isnt you? @Mips fucking bamboozled

I'm also ugly, but I play guitar so I get laid more than I should.

I get laid, but I do look like the dude from the goonies

@EmEm do I know you?

who do you think I am?

highkey I couldnt really sleep with an obese person

wouldnt be able to keep an erection

lol

and I see beauty everywhere

fucking hell that sounded weird

There's a difference between *wanting* a fat chick and just looking for a place to bury your bone for a night.

naaa. I couldnt do that. Would've felt weird. @ZERO

I've never met a fat hottie cuz I don't find fat people hot.

and when I say fat I don't mean a little chubb

I mean fat

I always like chubbies

it's easier

I've no problem with chubbies

Well then I must be some kind of misogynist because I do that basically all the time. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am... now get the hell out of my house.

it's cute sometimes

get some

you're worth it faggot