Message from @ZERO

Discord ID: 476444324872323122


2018-08-07 17:31:31 UTC  

I did dancing *while* I was doing martial arts, worked just fine

2018-08-07 17:31:45 UTC  

@Mips It's all good, I barely understand it either.

2018-08-07 17:32:34 UTC  

@Reaps thats what I thought of doing.

2018-08-07 17:32:50 UTC  

@ZERO tbf, not the irish either

2018-08-07 17:32:57 UTC  

@M4Gunner thanks man. Looks pretty good tbh. Might start it.

2018-08-07 17:32:58 UTC  

not even after getting drunk

2018-08-07 17:33:04 UTC  

Do you have to dance to that gay-ass EDM shit? If so, I'm out.

2018-08-07 17:34:18 UTC  

@Mips I'm not 100% sure the Irish even understand the Irish. Legend has it the troubles in Northern Ireland were actually caused by a Catholic mishearing a protestant and they were both too embarrassed to say anything.

I don't have to

2018-08-07 17:34:48 UTC  

@ZERO see, maybe less booze

2018-08-07 17:35:38 UTC  

The day Ireland stops drinking is the day they call for a EU referendum of their own.

2018-08-07 17:38:04 UTC  

I doubt that'll ever happen

2018-08-07 17:38:16 UTC  

Hey, a man can dream.

2018-08-07 17:38:35 UTC  

If Martin Luther King was allowed to, so am I. That's equality.

2018-08-07 17:38:41 UTC  

no

2018-08-07 17:38:44 UTC  

he's a nigger

2018-08-07 17:38:48 UTC  

and has more rights

2018-08-07 17:39:05 UTC  

quit your dreaming honkey

2018-08-07 17:39:16 UTC  

Good call, you get 1 shiny Trump face for making me laugh.

2018-08-07 17:39:38 UTC  

Behold, you are now blessed by the God Emperor.

2018-08-07 17:39:42 UTC  

it's all shock and awe

2018-08-07 17:39:54 UTC  

to think I wasn't?

2018-08-07 17:40:22 UTC  

I like to think of the God Emperor's blessing like a once a day buff

2018-08-07 17:40:38 UTC  

+10 to Freedom, -15 to giving a shit

2018-08-07 17:40:56 UTC  

my boss is a trump supporter

2018-08-07 17:41:04 UTC  

his daughters are lefties

2018-08-07 17:41:10 UTC  

Also gives the super OP action: 'Build wall'

2018-08-07 17:41:15 UTC  

so much lulz to be had in his home

2018-08-07 17:41:48 UTC  

My roommate is dating a feminist... I deliberately leave 'alt-right' literature around just to trigger her.

2018-08-07 17:41:53 UTC  

they got a new cat a few weeks ago

2018-08-07 17:41:58 UTC  

he named it Trump

2018-08-07 17:42:02 UTC  

they named it Tiger

2018-08-07 17:42:18 UTC  

Apparently he didn't get laid one night because they had an argument about me leaving my copy of Dangerous in the living room.

2018-08-07 17:42:22 UTC  

14 year olds get soooo mad

2018-08-07 17:42:24 UTC  

Fucking. Kek.

2018-08-07 17:42:52 UTC  

and he's not even an internet dweller

2018-08-07 17:42:57 UTC  

natural born troll

2018-08-07 17:44:13 UTC  

I thought feminists liked gays?

2018-08-07 17:45:16 UTC  

Not when they're Milo apparently.

2018-08-07 17:45:36 UTC  

I also left a copy of 12 Rules for Life on his bedside table.