Message from @ZERO

Discord ID: 476436243933036554


2018-08-07 17:05:15 UTC  

I'm ugly too tho

2018-08-07 17:05:23 UTC  

My ego is just in the sky

2018-08-07 17:05:33 UTC  

Wait that isnt you? @Mips fucking bamboozled

2018-08-07 17:05:36 UTC  

I'm also ugly, but I play guitar so I get laid more than I should.

2018-08-07 17:05:39 UTC  

I get laid, but I do look like the dude from the goonies

2018-08-07 17:05:48 UTC  

@EmEm do I know you?

2018-08-07 17:05:53 UTC  

who do you think I am?

2018-08-07 17:06:01 UTC  

highkey I couldnt really sleep with an obese person

2018-08-07 17:06:06 UTC  

wouldnt be able to keep an erection

2018-08-07 17:06:11 UTC  

lol

2018-08-07 17:06:23 UTC  

and I see beauty everywhere

2018-08-07 17:06:30 UTC  

fucking hell that sounded weird

2018-08-07 17:06:31 UTC  

There's a difference between *wanting* a fat chick and just looking for a place to bury your bone for a night.

2018-08-07 17:06:48 UTC  

naaa. I couldnt do that. Would've felt weird. @ZERO

2018-08-07 17:07:08 UTC  

I've never met a fat hottie cuz I don't find fat people hot.

2018-08-07 17:07:15 UTC  

and when I say fat I don't mean a little chubb

2018-08-07 17:07:16 UTC  

I mean fat

2018-08-07 17:07:24 UTC  

I always like chubbies

2018-08-07 17:07:29 UTC  

it's easier

2018-08-07 17:07:31 UTC  

I've no problem with chubbies

2018-08-07 17:07:32 UTC  

Well then I must be some kind of misogynist because I do that basically all the time. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am... now get the hell out of my house.

2018-08-07 17:07:35 UTC  

it's cute sometimes

2018-08-07 17:07:44 UTC  

get some

2018-08-07 17:07:48 UTC  

you're worth it faggot

2018-08-07 17:07:58 UTC  

I just close my eyes and think of Brexit.

2018-08-07 17:08:05 UTC  

everyone should look in the mirror and be kinda happy. don't forget to self improve tho.

2018-08-07 17:08:08 UTC  

Is this body shaming <:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088>

2018-08-07 17:08:27 UTC  

not really. just what people like. women like tall guys. I like nonfat women.

2018-08-07 17:08:30 UTC  

yes

2018-08-07 17:09:01 UTC  

blatte

2018-08-07 17:09:16 UTC  

Tall women are hot af

2018-08-07 17:09:18 UTC  

> Look in the mirror
> YOU DA REAL MVP

2018-08-07 17:09:23 UTC  

FEELSGOODMAN

2018-08-07 17:09:23 UTC  

^

2018-08-07 17:09:31 UTC  

@MountainMan so, do you listen to denz, or sabaton?

2018-08-07 17:09:33 UTC  

how is anyone else gonna love you if you don't lvoe yourself

2018-08-07 17:09:37 UTC  

there is a wrong answer

2018-08-07 17:09:44 UTC  

just add a little socialism to your life if you want to lose a lot of weight

2018-08-07 17:09:50 UTC  

@Mips I've never really listened to them. I'll give thme a go

2018-08-07 17:10:02 UTC  

@MountainMan well, fuck sabaton

2018-08-07 17:10:03 UTC  

clean your room. go to the gym.