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NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:22:53 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Stop eating chips and baked beans

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:25:42 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

What you wanna do is go down to Aldi and get yourself some turkey mince 7% fat for like 1.70 and some pepers and onions for like 1.10 and some chopped tomatoes garlic kidney beans and pasta.
In total it's like 4.50

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:26:14 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

That'll do you three days spag bol

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:27:37 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Turkey mince is less fatty and like a third of the price while tasting very similar

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:28:20 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

You want some brown ๐Ÿš

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:28:34 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Lower glycemic index

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:28:57 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

You don't want to be an addict to glucose spikes

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:29:04 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

You autistic fuck

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:29:14 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

It's all about microbiome

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:29:53 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Eccles I think Tesco does 500g for 29p

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:30:10 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Wholemeal pasta

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:30:54 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

You have to watch out in Tesco their smaller packages are often cheapest

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:31:34 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Like their 3kg pasta is more expensive per g than their 0.5kg

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:32:01 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Eccles yes I'm a concert to turkey mince

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:32:09 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

It's the way forward

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:33:18 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Oh when I discovered onions holy shit

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:33:33 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

They're the perfect cooking hack

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:34:21 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Have you ever caramelized onions for like half an hour?

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:35:03 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I made a Thai curry with caramelized onions and chicken

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:35:17 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

They don't even taste like onions when you do that

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:35:22 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

And they're so cheap

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:35:30 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

It's just healthy filler

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:36:51 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

It's all fun and games until you get aphids

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:37:01 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

We tried growing our own shit

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:37:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Great for a few years

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:38:02 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Then when *Myzus persicae* came it was all over

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:38:36 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Catipillars and shit also

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:40:52 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@JackH670 not that simple

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:41:02 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

What about the ants

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:41:14 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

The parasitoids

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:41:35 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

The hyperparasitoids

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:42:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

It's like a sextrophic interaction

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:42:41 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

My dissertation is about controlling Myzus persicae

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:42:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I wish I could write fuck em off with ladybirds

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:42:59 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

And be done

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:55:23 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

My girlfriend might not be able to come to Austria with me in the summer because of the stupid fucking Corona virus

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:55:39 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

There's talk of countries banning Koreans

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:55:46 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

It's only in a month

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:55:59 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Yes my mistake

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:56:05 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Were also going in the summer

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:56:11 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I confused myself

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:56:29 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

We're going to Austria twice in a month and in the summer

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:57:09 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

No she's just banned from the UK

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:57:16 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

So we have to meet outside

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:57:57 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Trying to come to the country for too long without enough money

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:59:00 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

So then when she applied for her travel visa they rejected her in part because she'd previously been refused entry and they were suspicious of her

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:59:26 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Which obviously she can't change the past

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 12:59:38 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

So she's defacto banned

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:00:21 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I told her to get to Calais and get on a dustbin lid

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:00:43 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

She'll get a house and everything

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:01:27 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

If she wants to visit the UK for any reason and for any duration she requires a visa because she's previously been refused entry

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:01:39 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

That's the rule

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:02:35 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Years ago she had a different boyfriend and wanted to visit him for like 5 months and didn't get the appropriate visa. She was young and stupid

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:02:45 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Now she's just fucked forever

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:04:32 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

If you're a hard-working Asian with no criminal record and no debt

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:04:41 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

No Chance

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:05:09 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Trecked across Europe after crossing the med on a raft

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:05:13 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

You're welcome

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:05:46 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Yeah it is her own fault

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:06:01 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

But it still makes me mad

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:06:35 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

That she couldn't even come for 13 days tourism

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:06:42 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Around my birthday

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:07:16 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

So in all likelihood I'm going to have to expatriate

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:08:49 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Yeah I mean she just didn't know any Better laws are laws ect I accept it it's just shitty

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:09:31 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Yeah she's not getting a degree

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:09:46 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Idk if it would make a difference if we got married

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:09:53 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I'm not a lawyer

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:11:21 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

If we let's say went through a drive through wedding in Vegas and then registered the marriage when we got home to our own countries

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:11:30 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Might fix it

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:12:30 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Also if let's say she got pregnant

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:12:43 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Flew to France and got the ferry over

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:12:54 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

And then have birth in the country

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:13:27 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Perhaps she'd have a claim to stay because it'd have a British father and he born in Britain

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:13:46 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Maybe she couldn't be forcefully removed????

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:15:50 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Does the UK separate naturalized citizen minors from their mother?

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:22:46 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Like make no mistake I'm not above completely cheating the system so long as she can't be kicked out

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:29:46 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I'm British

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:30:00 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

If I am the father

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:30:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

She can sta

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:56:25 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

she has very good english

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:56:38 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

but does not make over 26k

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:56:42 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

and no degree

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:56:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

no criminal record

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:58:11 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

south korea

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:58:42 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

the gov uk website isnt that useful because it says you don't need a visa

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 13:58:52 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

but shes the exception not the rule

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 14:01:04 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

all this says she has to have lived in the uk for 3 years and five years ect. she can't even come to the country ...

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 14:01:52 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

because she requires a visa due to previously being refused entry

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 14:02:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

and they wont give her a visa because they suspect she will try to illegally immigrate

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 14:04:07 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

yes. we did the whole application together. saved up more than enough money. gave my full name and address. where we were going how much it was going to cost. proved we have savings well in excess of it. I've read her rejection letter

NotDarkMagician
2020-02-22 14:04:11 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

she is not lying to me

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