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Press like if you agree
Press like three times if you disagree
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Don't press like if you diddle kids or animals, just fix your neck with a tight ziptie
AND. CLEAN. YOUR. FUCKING. ROOM.

dunno where she from etc so get online and check what she needs for her specific situation eh https://www.gov.uk/search/all?keywords=citizenship&order=relevance

south korea

the gov uk website isnt that useful because it says you don't need a visa

but shes the exception not the rule

https://www.gov.uk/british-citizenship

https://www.gov.uk/apply-citizenship-spouse

you could also google some local immigration law solicitors

@svarozhyc It's lawmakers being retared.

It's like either they allow corporal punishment or they don't.

Which is bad. Because there are plenty of parents who do shit like smacking their kids around for dropping the milk carton on the floor.

You shouldn't beat kids for stuff like that. But if the little bastard is out stealing, robbing people, raping girls or bully other students at school, he or she won't be harmed by a proper beating from their parents.

Why would I want to become a citizen of kiddiediddlestan?

or call up the citizens advice bureau

all this says she has to have lived in the uk for 3 years and five years ect. she can't even come to the country ...

ye proxy

lolwut

@Seven Proxies some parents beat their kids for simply being better than them at something

why not

Namely asians

because she requires a visa due to previously being refused entry

and they wont give her a visa because they suspect she will try to illegally immigrate

catch 22

They take "never outshine the master" to the extreme and ignore all nuance

are you sure shes not just leading you on and coming up with excuses to keep you involved but distant?

Yeah, those people should get castrated

@NotDarkMagician a way out of that is to find some company that can invite her on a work/study visa

Asian parents

good iDeer uksio

yes. we did the whole application together. saved up more than enough money. gave my full name and address. where we were going how much it was going to cost. proved we have savings well in excess of it. I've read her rejection letter

she is not lying to me

@svarozhyc Yeah, fair point, some of these ladies will play a dude way hard

gambling with international prospects gets sketchy af.

things we do for love, yeesh

yeah considering im just a rando who only happens to be going through naturalisation i dunno too much about different ways of achieving it

i'd ask a sol or summet

Having a company invite her on a work visa is the most solid variant of all

yep

Study visa can also be, but that is not as solid

yeah seems unlikely doesn't it 😦

Study visa can lead to a work visa tho

she's not really an academic *

That typo <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>