The heck is going on in here.

If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off. You know what that means for your penis.

Don't worry, I got ya'll covered.

Nope

Offer a spiritual communion at mass.

But also get to any confession as soon as you can. Dying with mortal sin isn't the best roll of the dice.

Yeah hey, not being to confession for anyone is bad, but ya gotta focus on the fact your own soul is in danger.

Jerking it is literally one of the stupidist reasons to go to hell. If you're gonna go for a mortal sin, do something cool.

What race is it?

@Deleted User no priest to do house calls?

Ah okay.

Nope.

>not brining Fr. Youngtrad to mars with you.

Just don't jerk off in on mars and it should be good.

in on mars. Heck I'm stupid.

Find an Orthodox preist and ask for confession :p

priest* holy crap.

Burn down all the existing churches and then donate land directly next to your house

Your penance is half a decade of a rosary lol

and 1/4 of a Hail Mary

Don't wanna drive the kids away with harsh penance

@Deleted User So what logistics keep you from mass? If that's not too personal to ask.

Oof.

No problemo. I missed phantoms.

Also who gave this WOMAN the authority to teach me about the status of a minecraft server.

*opens bible*

Stop quoting scripture! No! The bible compels you!

Tobit 1:10

Ah there we go

Just checking if it's a good Catholic bot.

Also eat gentile food.

Jk. Shellfish? More like Hellfish.

Bacon? More like gaycon.

Been through there already. Harsh to see.

FYI we should kill all those villagers to help the server.

Real depression hours who's up

<@&273567579946090498> I'm trapped in a nether portal and can't login, could I be tp'd a block or two?

Done

Thanks @Daniil

All good

It's reconginzing life, and life more abundant. Denial of God is denial of life, full life is God.

Oh no, I've been found out.

If it wasn't for that Martin Luther I could still be torturing heretics in my basemen, as is every paptist's dream.

basement* though basemen has a ring to it.

Maybe the real corrupted chunks were the friends we made along the way.

So why are filipinos a thing? They look like an asian / black mix.

Maybe a server reset with a world border would be in order? Go to 1.13 for now?

Are whites a well-behaved minotirty in the UK yet?

minority*

Who the heck calls petrol 'gas'.

Who the heck calls flatulance 'gas'

Who the heck calls wooden doors 'able to contain gas'

Who the heck can't follow the 'gas' theme?

Oof

I mean, don't hold the children accountable for the sins of the parents. Make them into super soldiers.

I'll jump back in eventually. I just wish 1.14 wasn't awful.

I've fallen into skyrim again so I'll be off until I at least show the Stormcloaks that High Elfs can fight for Skyrim too.

Racial equality ❤

How has the server been doing?

Harsh times.

I'm a comin' give me a bit.

We need to bring griefing back

I'mma jump in

Just not feeling that Minecraft motivation right now, unfortunately. Need more inspiration.

Ai.

I jump back on and find a protected spawn. What heck.

(((anarchy)))

The builds are impressive though.

At least the safe space isn't too big.

Needs more cobblestone lava pillars.

Kinda neat I can still find familar stuff though.

Gonna see if I can find my old bases

SORRY I DIDN'T COME ASTRO MY LOVE

Played WoW classic for a couple months. Now I don't feel like Minecraft is a chore.

Awh someone remade the arena. Cute.

@Wrath Do you remember where your old church was? The one on the mountain.

St. Paisios church was a very pleasant and random surprise in the wilderness. 7/10, good aesthetic.

Left a petrine cross because muh keys

Only 1 page in the book, guess I landed on Ireland.

@Sven As long as you don't die in the next 2 hours you can still go to Minecraft Heaven.

At least now we don't have to add (in Minecraft) to all our war crimes.

@Astro What have you been up to?

@Astro I found our old base mostly intact.