Message from @Mojoman

Discord ID: 575878201490931747


2019-05-09 02:51:28 UTC  

Ah okay.

2019-05-09 02:51:32 UTC  

Question

2019-05-09 02:51:39 UTC  

Can you confess over the phone?

2019-05-09 02:51:42 UTC  

*fie

2019-05-09 02:51:45 UTC  
2019-05-09 02:51:46 UTC  

Nope.

2019-05-09 02:51:51 UTC  

*die

2019-05-09 02:51:54 UTC  

What if like

2019-05-09 02:52:01 UTC  

You're on a mars mission or smth

2019-05-09 02:52:06 UTC  
2019-05-09 02:52:11 UTC  

No money

2019-05-09 02:52:13 UTC  

>not brining Fr. Youngtrad to mars with you.

2019-05-09 02:52:25 UTC  

Was gonna go to mass last Sunday

2019-05-09 02:52:43 UTC  

But didn't know when confession was

2019-05-09 02:52:46 UTC  

Still don't '

2019-05-09 02:52:48 UTC  

Just don't jerk off in on mars and it should be good.

2019-05-09 02:52:59 UTC  

in on mars. Heck I'm stupid.

2019-05-09 02:53:08 UTC  

@Deleted User message the people who follow the churchs fb page

2019-05-09 02:53:39 UTC  

Emailed them negro

2019-05-09 02:54:15 UTC  

Find an Orthodox preist and ask for confession :p

2019-05-09 02:54:22 UTC  

priest* holy crap.

2019-05-09 02:54:23 UTC  

emailed them o were the days of 2002

2019-05-09 02:54:31 UTC  

I don't NEED to do that

2019-05-09 02:54:38 UTC  

I wanted to go to the Maronite Church

2019-05-09 02:54:53 UTC  

Burn down all the existing churches and then donate land directly next to your house

2019-05-09 02:54:54 UTC  

I COULD go to any other of the 7 or so in the area

2019-05-09 02:55:25 UTC  

@Deleted User i mean go to the boomer parish atleast for the confrssion

2019-05-09 02:55:43 UTC  

Your penance is half a decade of a rosary lol

2019-05-09 02:55:53 UTC  

and 1/4 of a Hail Mary

2019-05-09 02:56:08 UTC  

Don't wanna drive the kids away with harsh penance

2019-05-09 02:57:46 UTC  
2019-05-09 03:01:55 UTC  

Larin chants are the best

2019-05-09 03:04:37 UTC  

tru af

2019-05-09 03:05:13 UTC  
2019-05-09 03:23:09 UTC  

@Deleted User So what logistics keep you from mass? If that's not too personal to ask.

2019-05-09 03:23:33 UTC  

ya mum

2019-05-09 03:23:40 UTC  

Oof.

2019-05-09 03:42:10 UTC  

E🅱️ic roast

2019-05-09 03:53:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/557359532838354944/575893065286287381/unknown.png

2019-05-09 03:53:33 UTC  

wack ass nigger

2019-05-09 03:54:06 UTC  

That is yucky