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What race is it?

animal babies don't count

nigger babies are free game

I go to confession literally every dau

@Deleted User no priest to do house calls?

But today our priest left for something so we only had 1 priest and no confession before mass :(

I love that meme of Thomas Aquina suggesting baptizing a man about to due

I can't get to Church because of logistics. Not illness.

Ah okay.

Question

Can you confess over the phone?

*fie

@Crux no

Nope.

*die

What if like

You're on a mars mission or smth

@Deleted User uber

No money

>not brining Fr. Youngtrad to mars with you.

Was gonna go to mass last Sunday

But didn't know when confession was

Still don't '

Just don't jerk off in on mars and it should be good.

in on mars. Heck I'm stupid.

@Deleted User message the people who follow the churchs fb page

Emailed them negro

Find an Orthodox preist and ask for confession :p

priest* holy crap.

emailed them o were the days of 2002

I don't NEED to do that

I wanted to go to the Maronite Church

Burn down all the existing churches and then donate land directly next to your house

I COULD go to any other of the 7 or so in the area

@Deleted User i mean go to the boomer parish atleast for the confrssion

Your penance is half a decade of a rosary lol

and 1/4 of a Hail Mary

Don't wanna drive the kids away with harsh penance

@Mojoman lmao

Larin chants are the best