Hello

I'm new to this server so, Nice to meet you all. 😀

Well it wouldn't be the first time 😂

Maybe I should have put the 'brakes' down on that one.

-bodum tsk-
I'll just go now 😂

What is a hock?

Mother of Christ this server is already crazy.

Oh that's awesome how do you make them?

Dragon head

How are y'all?

I'm grand thanks for asking

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I don't know why but I only see a potato when looking at that

I dunno where I should say my puns but if it's in the cancer chat just know that my jokes will 'grow on you'
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Please excuse me while I go to hell.

Already there.

True

Well unless you win the lottery

They say money can't solve everything (or all your problems) but It could solve mine and everything else.

I'm 100% not sure what traps would be considered as 🤔 my best guess is drag but I'm not actually sure so don't quote me on that

You're Satan tho

An adorable Satan at that

Yeah but look at that profile picture.

Don't act like you didn't love how adorable that is

True.

But being a gay person I still don't know what a trap would be considered as??? Like help me I'm legit confused

But is it a bear trap?

I'm a lesbian so it would definitely be a nope for me

It's raining here

Das offensive! I am going to post this on my feminist Tumblr blog!

😂

You know nothing Jon Snow

Yeah someone called Jon was typing

I don't have the patience for waiting

FIGHT ME HELEN

Noice I guess it's a life 'hack'

I honestly dunno

Oh I'm not on a laptop or computer.

but why not "watching a bent over thot"

I have tires.

I am a vehicle sir.

But that's 'exhaust'ing

Hello and good morning everyone.

. . . Or good day? I dunno your time zones

Pretty good, thank you for asking and how about yourself, ThiccFather? (Your name just brought joy to my day 😂)

That's great to hear

It's beautiful 😂

Or 'booty'ful

Oh I didn't watch the rest of it I had to leave and forgot about it, Definitely gonna need to finish it though

Yeah I was getting really glued into it but I had to leave so I didn't get to watch it all ;-;

@꧁Ｋｏｈａｔｓｕｎｅ꧂ well welcome back

Hey y'all

😂 I walked in at a bad time

I walked in on a butt fuck time

😂

I found my 'punpal'

😂 y'all

The fuck they doing in me in first place!?!?

Octodaddy he just said two guys were in me

I usually say hello

I swear to God I read that as " Dez anal" and I just laughing at my dyslexic ass now

It's not a lie to make it worse 😂

It took me a minute! Ohhhhh

Oh damn, did y'all hear about the bakery that burned down last night?

It's a real tragedy the owner says his business is 'toast'

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Someone said to me that my jokes are giving them cancer . . . I said "I guess they really grow on you"

Hey I'm back, y'all alright?

@Deleted User I told y'all to stop dropping mixtapes

Damn sorry to hear that bro

Same fuck I really need to do it actually my principal is my English teacher this year ;-;

@Deleted User dude your style is awesome!

Art in hard mode 😂 but seriously bro that's amazing are you planning on doing something in art in the future?

Ah, I see, well at least you'll get some money if you're ever stuck for cash. Just get a shirt and get creative!

I don't have proper art equipment so I used two multicolored office pens and put them to use

Thank you 😃 the fish looked like a Pokemon (that I can't remember the name of) at the beginning

I fear birds

Not really just the fact that birds tend to hate me

An example would be at the train station a gave a pidgin a bit of a muffin and the fuck brought his friends over, (remember the facehuggers from alien?) One just wrapped it's wings around my face and clawed me while the others took my damn muffins. Basically I was mugged by birds.

@Deleted User it probably did if they understood how to rob a car's muffins ;-;

Definitely a bad crowd 😂

Little birds (apart from that one little shit) and Ravens and crows tend me be good though

Nah I've noticed too I have seen crows interact with people 'friendlier' than the Ravens

Aw I'm sorry to hear that ;-;

I find that bull shit how when a relationship ends they get to get some of your property especially the animals like if someone had taken my dog if a relationship ended the dog would come with me one way or another

That's awful

Why is it that the women get some of your property though 🤔 like does it work the other way around? And even if it does why someone's belongs or companions?

That's total bs they should change that

I'm really sorry to hear that bro, it's really unfair as well like damn

That's cruel the animals should be given to whoever treats them better I think

Same with kids that full custody crap is horrendous when the other parent is actually a good parent

True, it's disgraceful for actual Justice which is the irony of it

If you ever wanna talk bro you can DM me if you like :)

Hey y'all, how's today going for you all?

Hurricane Ophelia is taking my 'breath' away.

I walked outside to test how bad it was and nearly went on an adventure.

@Levi sup my dude, did your electricity go as well today due to the hurricane?

Hello everyone

I could try, what's the matter?

Have you tried making a new account?