Message from @Car♣

Discord ID: 355076429886521346


2017-09-06 19:44:23 UTC  

shout out to my boy though, ping him sometimes

2017-09-06 19:44:44 UTC  

Are we doing race jokes now? <_<

2017-09-06 19:44:45 UTC  

You think he would Pun-ish you?

2017-09-06 19:44:55 UTC  

why did the irishman burn his ears?

2017-09-06 19:45:05 UTC  

Lol.

2017-09-06 19:45:07 UTC  

Irish you wouldn't make such offensive jokes.

2017-09-06 19:45:13 UTC  

the phone rang when he was ironing

2017-09-06 19:45:23 UTC  

but how did her burn his other ear?

2017-09-06 19:45:23 UTC  

Octodaddy he just said two guys were in me

2017-09-06 19:45:26 UTC  

BF4 anyone?

2017-09-06 19:45:28 UTC  

I don't get it fuck

2017-09-06 19:45:29 UTC  

he had to call the ambulance

2017-09-06 19:45:55 UTC  

What does an Irish douchebag open a conversation with?

2017-09-06 19:46:04 UTC  

I usually say hello

2017-09-06 19:46:07 UTC  

Poteayyyto girl

2017-09-06 19:46:08 UTC  

So he burned his face with the iron again while calling the ambulance?

2017-09-06 19:46:13 UTC  

Potato anyone

2017-09-06 19:46:14 UTC  
2017-09-06 19:46:30 UTC  

yeah

2017-09-06 19:46:57 UTC  

What do you call a black man in a suit, hanging from a tree?

2017-09-06 19:46:57 UTC  

I swear to God I read that as " Dez anal" and I just laughing at my dyslexic ass now

2017-09-06 19:47:00 UTC  

whats the difference between an irish wedding, and an irish funreal?

2017-09-06 19:47:11 UTC  

Branch manager.

2017-09-06 19:47:13 UTC  

nothing

2017-09-06 19:47:21 UTC  

one less drunk in an irish funreal

2017-09-06 19:47:27 UTC  

LOL

2017-09-06 19:47:35 UTC  

It's not a lie to make it worse 😂

2017-09-06 19:47:37 UTC  

Why are black people tall?

2017-09-06 19:47:48 UTC  

because their knee grows

2017-09-06 19:47:51 UTC  

Because they're Negros.

2017-09-06 19:47:53 UTC  

yea

2017-09-06 19:48:00 UTC  

my friend made that joke

2017-09-06 19:48:04 UTC  

i never did get it, but sure

2017-09-06 19:48:12 UTC  

How do you get a Jewish girls number?

2017-09-06 19:48:26 UTC  

Lift up her sleeve.

2017-09-06 19:48:41 UTC  

It took me a minute! Ohhhhh

2017-09-06 19:48:47 UTC  

I made up one a while ago

2017-09-06 19:48:53 UTC  

Do tell.

2017-09-06 19:49:04 UTC  

Hah

2017-09-06 19:49:27 UTC  

Africa is a crazy continent. You know the place is fucked up when the least corrupt government there was the monarchy from the lion king, and that place was run by animals. Then again, so is every other African government but I digress.

2017-09-06 19:49:58 UTC  

hahaha