Message from @Car♣

Discord ID: 355077502395482112


2017-09-06 19:47:27 UTC  

LOL

2017-09-06 19:47:35 UTC  

It's not a lie to make it worse 😂

2017-09-06 19:47:37 UTC  

Why are black people tall?

2017-09-06 19:47:48 UTC  

because their knee grows

2017-09-06 19:47:51 UTC  

Because they're Negros.

2017-09-06 19:47:53 UTC  

yea

2017-09-06 19:48:00 UTC  

my friend made that joke

2017-09-06 19:48:04 UTC  

i never did get it, but sure

2017-09-06 19:48:12 UTC  

How do you get a Jewish girls number?

2017-09-06 19:48:26 UTC  

Lift up her sleeve.

2017-09-06 19:48:41 UTC  

It took me a minute! Ohhhhh

2017-09-06 19:48:47 UTC  

I made up one a while ago

2017-09-06 19:48:53 UTC  

Do tell.

2017-09-06 19:49:04 UTC  

Hah

2017-09-06 19:49:27 UTC  

Africa is a crazy continent. You know the place is fucked up when the least corrupt government there was the monarchy from the lion king, and that place was run by animals. Then again, so is every other African government but I digress.

2017-09-06 19:49:58 UTC  

hahaha

2017-09-06 19:50:04 UTC  

Lmao.

2017-09-06 19:50:35 UTC  

and there's this one

2017-09-06 19:50:57 UTC  

What do free speech and female genitalia have in common? They're both mutilated in Islamic countires.

2017-09-06 19:51:07 UTC  

Lol.

2017-09-06 19:51:13 UTC  

Oh damn, did y'all hear about the bakery that burned down last night?

2017-09-06 19:51:29 UTC  

It's a real tragedy the owner says his business is 'toast'

2017-09-06 19:51:36 UTC  

Pfft

2017-09-06 19:51:45 UTC  

👉😂👉

2017-09-06 19:51:57 UTC  

OOHHH

2017-09-06 19:51:59 UTC  

OOOOOHHHH

2017-09-06 19:52:01 UTC  

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

2017-09-06 19:52:04 UTC  

DAMN SON

2017-09-06 19:52:07 UTC  

In all seriousness though, we had a blackout last night.

2017-09-06 19:52:13 UTC  

But don't worry, we got him.

2017-09-06 19:52:16 UTC  

Did he come back home?

2017-09-06 19:52:17 UTC  

ah

2017-09-06 19:52:43 UTC  

What's the best way to pick up Jewish chicks?

2017-09-06 19:53:00 UTC  

with an ashtray? something about ashes

2017-09-06 19:53:03 UTC  

With a dustpan.

2017-09-06 19:53:11 UTC  

dustpan yeah

2017-09-06 19:53:11 UTC  

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up. 👌 😂 🔫

2017-09-06 19:53:13 UTC  

makes sense

2017-09-06 19:53:22 UTC  

STAY W👁KE

2017-09-06 19:53:25 UTC  

😂

2017-09-06 19:53:30 UTC  

Can we post nsfw in the pics chat?