Message from @Car♣

Discord ID: 355078057700098068


2017-09-06 19:51:07 UTC  

Lol.

2017-09-06 19:51:13 UTC  

Oh damn, did y'all hear about the bakery that burned down last night?

2017-09-06 19:51:29 UTC  

It's a real tragedy the owner says his business is 'toast'

2017-09-06 19:51:36 UTC  

Pfft

2017-09-06 19:51:45 UTC  

👉😂👉

2017-09-06 19:51:57 UTC  

OOHHH

2017-09-06 19:51:59 UTC  

OOOOOHHHH

2017-09-06 19:52:01 UTC  

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

2017-09-06 19:52:04 UTC  

DAMN SON

2017-09-06 19:52:07 UTC  

In all seriousness though, we had a blackout last night.

2017-09-06 19:52:13 UTC  

But don't worry, we got him.

2017-09-06 19:52:16 UTC  

Did he come back home?

2017-09-06 19:52:17 UTC  

ah

2017-09-06 19:52:43 UTC  

What's the best way to pick up Jewish chicks?

2017-09-06 19:53:00 UTC  

with an ashtray? something about ashes

2017-09-06 19:53:03 UTC  

With a dustpan.

2017-09-06 19:53:11 UTC  

dustpan yeah

2017-09-06 19:53:11 UTC  

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up. 👌 😂 🔫

2017-09-06 19:53:13 UTC  

makes sense

2017-09-06 19:53:22 UTC  

STAY W👁KE

2017-09-06 19:53:25 UTC  

😂

2017-09-06 19:53:30 UTC  

Can we post nsfw in the pics chat?

2017-09-06 19:53:37 UTC  

Is there a rule against it?

2017-09-06 19:53:46 UTC  

no, only in cancer

2017-09-06 19:53:47 UTC  

i told you

2017-09-06 19:54:00 UTC  

YOU WERE TOLD.

2017-09-06 19:54:14 UTC  

Different channels are for people Who have no life

2017-09-06 19:54:22 UTC  

Yeah sorry I didn't check back

2017-09-06 19:54:36 UTC  

Someone said to me that my jokes are giving them cancer . . . I said "I guess they really grow on you"

2017-09-06 19:54:38 UTC  

Cancer is going to be "lit fam"

2017-09-06 19:54:48 UTC  

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

2017-09-06 19:55:06 UTC  

You open the fridge, put the elephant inside, then close the fridge.

2017-09-06 19:55:18 UTC  

<_<

2017-09-06 19:55:20 UTC  

How do you get an elephant into Safeway?

2017-09-06 19:55:40 UTC  

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

2017-09-06 19:55:44 UTC  

Take the S out of safe and the f out of way.

2017-09-06 19:56:01 UTC  

There's no f in way

2017-09-06 19:56:11 UTC  

where does the safe part play in

2017-09-06 19:56:18 UTC  

u kinda look like a mix of adam sandler and osama bin laden

2017-09-06 19:56:26 UTC  

My fav

2017-09-06 19:56:55 UTC  

What's the first thing you do after raping a deaf chick?