Message from @Car♣

Discord ID: 355076034413985792


2017-09-06 19:43:31 UTC  

Herro

2017-09-06 19:43:35 UTC  

Konichiwa

2017-09-06 19:43:36 UTC  

Wasabi

2017-09-06 19:43:41 UTC  

lolololl

2017-09-06 19:43:50 UTC  

a mexican, and a black guy are in a car

2017-09-06 19:43:53 UTC  

who is driving?

2017-09-06 19:43:59 UTC  

The cops

2017-09-06 19:44:02 UTC  

^

2017-09-06 19:44:03 UTC  

ayy

2017-09-06 19:44:10 UTC  

The fuck they doing in me in first place!?!?

2017-09-06 19:44:12 UTC  

i stole that from Sarcastro, but he cant see my messages

2017-09-06 19:44:16 UTC  

so he cant call me out

2017-09-06 19:44:23 UTC  

shout out to my boy though, ping him sometimes

2017-09-06 19:44:44 UTC  

Are we doing race jokes now? <_<

2017-09-06 19:44:45 UTC  

You think he would Pun-ish you?

2017-09-06 19:44:55 UTC  

why did the irishman burn his ears?

2017-09-06 19:45:05 UTC  

Lol.

2017-09-06 19:45:07 UTC  

Irish you wouldn't make such offensive jokes.

2017-09-06 19:45:13 UTC  

the phone rang when he was ironing

2017-09-06 19:45:23 UTC  

but how did her burn his other ear?

2017-09-06 19:45:23 UTC  

Octodaddy he just said two guys were in me

2017-09-06 19:45:26 UTC  

BF4 anyone?

2017-09-06 19:45:28 UTC  

I don't get it fuck

2017-09-06 19:45:29 UTC  

he had to call the ambulance

2017-09-06 19:45:55 UTC  

What does an Irish douchebag open a conversation with?

2017-09-06 19:46:04 UTC  

I usually say hello

2017-09-06 19:46:07 UTC  

Poteayyyto girl

2017-09-06 19:46:08 UTC  

So he burned his face with the iron again while calling the ambulance?

2017-09-06 19:46:13 UTC  

Potato anyone

2017-09-06 19:46:14 UTC  
2017-09-06 19:46:30 UTC  

yeah

2017-09-06 19:46:57 UTC  

What do you call a black man in a suit, hanging from a tree?

2017-09-06 19:46:57 UTC  

I swear to God I read that as " Dez anal" and I just laughing at my dyslexic ass now

2017-09-06 19:47:00 UTC  

whats the difference between an irish wedding, and an irish funreal?

2017-09-06 19:47:11 UTC  

Branch manager.

2017-09-06 19:47:13 UTC  

nothing

2017-09-06 19:47:21 UTC  

one less drunk in an irish funreal

2017-09-06 19:47:27 UTC  

LOL

2017-09-06 19:47:35 UTC  

It's not a lie to make it worse 😂

2017-09-06 19:47:37 UTC  

Why are black people tall?

2017-09-06 19:47:48 UTC  

because their knee grows