no root phone-chan

You can loose warranty, you must be careful with this.

@Deleted User
Yeah, do it when the warranty is done

@Fulcrum010 it's not hard to trigger @Reaps

@Fulcrum010 for 30 euros a month and 100 up front for 2 years I get a 6gb contract with a galaxy s8 I get to keep afterwards

seems good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY

Overall, it's telling how MS treats their most essential engineers, why their software sucks at so many levels.

>I'm a unicorn
🤣

```
Griffin Aasen
2 weeks ago
Once they found out they were both robots they were talking about God, and seeking bodies. I'm moving to the next galaxy```

I feel like the same could be said for the code in most programs nowadays

@Reaps @Deleted User @Jab https://twitter.com/thekitze/status/999549624598884353

Nice

@meratrix

:/

This is my life right now.

because coding is easy!

Spent it on the dinosaurs and not the pizza eating nerfherder

?

What if it went like this:
- I need a team of coders. Since it needs to be fail-safe code, with human lives at stake, it needs to be carefully designed, thoroughly tested, and ...
- I have faith in you, you can do it by yourself.
- (Fucking old geezer... I could burn the whole place down, you know?)

What’s the worse coding habits you guys have seen:

```using namespace std;```

I'd say, that's fine when done in a single .cpp file. But last week or so I've heard some idiots ("game devs") still use "Unity Builds".

For those that don't know, it's when you have a `everything.cpp` file with
```cpp
#include "main.cpp"
#include "utils.cpp"
#include "player.cpp"
#include "thatotherthing.cpp"
#include "networkfunctions.cpp"
#include "someotherrandomcrap.cpp"
...
```

Never mind that changing one single file now requires rebuilding your entire program, never mind that now you can't do parallel compilation in your shiny, expensive build machine with 32 cores, never mind that a .cpp file might just define a macro and never undefine it, never mind that multiple files might have a `static int profiler_counter;` variable that are now violating the one-definition-rule and are now shared across everything...

At least now you don't have to learn how to have more than one file on your IDE, so that's a win, right?

What's that, you ran out of memory for the compilation? Then delete some code!

Worst coding habit I've encountered is when the programmer knows absolutely nothing about other people's code. He never read code from anybody else for 10 years or more, has no idea about terminology and concepts. So he writes shit like
```cpp
void context_activate_get_task_prepare(Worker* worker,
int number,
char* buffer,
Context **ctx,
int* explanation,
int level,
int sublevel,
float delay,
ContextExtra *activity,
stack<int> connection,
char file,
char* file2,
int avoid)
{
// ... you don't want to see what's in here
}
```

And no, the documentation for this function doesn't make any more sense than the argument names.

https://twitter.com/punchesbears/status/999855435657064448

@kotten Fedora.

It is quite handy for all the OpenShift/kubernetes stuff that I have to deal with.

Yeah it's nice

how is kubernetes treating you?

I am only using it as a developer, I don't setup clusters myself. And minishift works like a charm for my local machine.

@Deleted User what kind of apps do you develop?

I am a student, so nothing really exciting for now. Maybe in future.

You?

@Deleted User it sure is the future, I am not a developer

https://twitter.com/punchesbears/status/1000245782358863875

https://twitter.com/punchesbears/status/1000112131377844224

@meratrix Start on that Scala poll bot yet

not yet, although I'm probably gonna have to do it in JavaScript because there isn't an official Discord API for Scala, and I don't wanna deal with using unofficial ones made using the Java API that may stop being updated.

I'd use JavaScript because I want to integrate it with a webpage that displays the poll when visited and you enter the server and poll name.

cool

>JS

<:super_edgy:426099058466095119>

All the Discord APIs are unofficial.

https://github.com/lllyasviel/style2paints

This program colors b/w sketches near perfectly. We have successfully started taking artists jobs now

?

are you shilling?

No I just get boners from impressive tools

oh ok

I had an errection for at least a week after learning about deepfakes

Meh, it's just a toy.

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/lrisviel/markdown/master/github/display1.jpg

Look at this shit, the hair got painted blue from the clothes.

Then look at how many "hint points" are needed to get proper coloring: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/lrisviel/markdown/master/github/display3.jpg

I don't see this being any better than coloring by hand, if the artist has a proper drawing tablet.

Speed. Proper coloring takes hours. This can be done in 5-10 minutes by someone with much less skill

Seriously, look at the number of points needed with white color.

If I had to fight this much against this "automated" tool, I'd rather paint it by hand.

https://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-what-theoretical-physicists-think-of-the-us-military-s-warp-drive-research?utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fzen.yandex.com

a.k.a massive waste of taxpayers' money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjGSMUep6_4

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/01/microsoft--github-acquisition-talks-resume.html

no, no,... no no no.

Bitbucket > Github.

anything not owned by microsoft > anything owned by microsoft

I dunno where this attitude comes from that Microsoft is somehow the big evil. Microsoft are a pretty decent company especially when you are a professional dev

There development tooling is second to none IMHO. They are far better at giving stuff away for nothing unlike Google for example. I been using TFS online for years (along side bitbucket and github) and they are all good.

Github will be continue to be free. Microsoft will sell a "Github" enterprise which will be an onsite github

Microsoft has terrible internal management.

Github is going to go the way of SourceForge.

lol didnt source forge get bought and turned around recently?

https://youtu.be/4ElZec033vQ

SF had all projects once.

But it stuck with an arcane system to upload files, CVS, and was as slow as mollasses in January.

When everyone was moving to hg, git, SF announced support for... SVN.

And then that scandal with the mirror sites injecting malware in the download files happened.

I personally never liked source forge.

And @andy is an edgi boi is right, fuck Microsoft.

I like the test pipeline support of Bitbucket anyway.

Sourceforge was really good back in 2003. The whole "fuck microsoft" is just really cringey when working in the professional world. I am from the UK and a huge number of jobs are .NET based.

Also the bitbucket pipelines stuff has been in TFS since 2013.

@DanielKO The Dev management has always been pretty good. It is Office and Windows that has been historically a mess.

@Deleted User you are not honestly comparing a free to use Bitbucket with a commercial product? Travis-CI combined with Github has them too, but then your code must not be in a private repo. Or there are solutions, which you can deploy for yourself.

Replace "professional" with business, because I never saw .NET in my professional world.

@Deleted User Bitbucket and Atlassian stuff isn't free to use if you got over X number of people in the team you have to pay, the same with Github (mainly private repos etc) and TFS Online.

As for .NET usage it is huge in the UK. I dunno about other countries. I know a lot of web dev shops don't tend to use it and usually stick to node / php. However I don't really want to get into a pissing match about languages because it is completely pointless

Someone asked me to make an emitter of spinning hotdogs

I am aware of that, but this limitation is hardly a problem for most Bitbucket and Github projects.

If you are a bigger company, you should have your own deployd solution anyway.

Why durtle why

@Deleted User well it’s been a problem on some of the projects I’ve worked on. The pricing goes from free to like like £15 then like £1000

@Deleted User in anycase All the major players have had their own ci/cd workflow for quite a while. In anycase it is ridiculous the freak out about github. The company hasn’t had a ceo in months and most comments sections are full of the usual ms hating nonsense