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2018-06-23 15:44:46 UTC

and that it was originally out in the other half of the galaxy nobody can easily get to

2018-06-23 15:44:50 UTC

doesn't change much though

2018-06-23 15:44:58 UTC

and that the first order just used some old plans and turned the mining operation into a battle-cannon

2018-06-23 15:44:58 UTC

>the thought is...
So just unconfirmed fan theories?

2018-06-23 15:45:13 UTC

again, if you can't understand stuff in the movies without outside material, your movie sucks

2018-06-23 15:45:22 UTC

the thing that noonse seems to mention, and that gives me the shits, is how... what's his face, the black guy, his character

2018-06-23 15:45:27 UTC

We clearly see he is a stormtrooper

2018-06-23 15:45:28 UTC

Exactly nic

2018-06-23 15:45:36 UTC

Finn

2018-06-23 15:45:37 UTC

supposedly raised from birth to be one or some shit like that

2018-06-23 15:45:40 UTC

right.

2018-06-23 15:45:44 UTC

why does Finn not know about first order tech

2018-06-23 15:45:48 UTC

But he does?

2018-06-23 15:45:49 UTC

And towards the end of the movie he basically says he was a janitor.

2018-06-23 15:45:53 UTC

*nnnnnnnooooooooooooo*

2018-06-23 15:46:00 UTC

He said he spent time *as a janitor* on starkiller base

2018-06-23 15:46:01 UTC

and why does he not immediantly tell the resistence about it as soon as he defects

2018-06-23 15:46:07 UTC

I can guess, based on the fact he's been in the FO since beign a kid

2018-06-23 15:46:08 UTC

that *maybe*

2018-06-23 15:46:10 UTC

just *maybe*

2018-06-23 15:46:12 UTC

he was a janitor first

2018-06-23 15:46:16 UTC

and *then* was trained as a soldier

2018-06-23 15:46:23 UTC

so then starkiller base is at least 10 years old

2018-06-23 15:46:24 UTC

Unless you think there's a legion of 12 year iolds with blasters out there

2018-06-23 15:46:28 UTC

and was never detected

2018-06-23 15:46:28 UTC

you're being extremely generous with the character ๐Ÿคฃ

2018-06-23 15:46:31 UTC

Now youโ€™re just making excuses to make it hurt less

2018-06-23 15:46:36 UTC

^

2018-06-23 15:46:46 UTC

but my biggest issue with finn is

2018-06-23 15:46:53 UTC

unknown regions doe @nic

2018-06-23 15:46:59 UTC

there's all sortsa crazy shit out there

2018-06-23 15:47:01 UTC

why doesn't he *immediantly* tell the resistance all the information they need

2018-06-23 15:47:09 UTC

Because he's a pussy

2018-06-23 15:47:14 UTC

like, idk, the first order having hyperspace trackers

2018-06-23 15:47:15 UTC

and wants to save rey and gtfo

2018-06-23 15:47:19 UTC

which is bullshit tech

2018-06-23 15:47:21 UTC

It was a line put in there for a Joss Whedon-style comedy bit, which in my opinion further undermined the character

2018-06-23 15:47:21 UTC

He doesn't know about the trackers

2018-06-23 15:47:27 UTC

he's just a soldier

2018-06-23 15:47:30 UTC

he literally does

2018-06-23 15:47:33 UTC

he says in the movie

2018-06-23 15:47:33 UTC

does your average US soldier know about all the crazy tech

2018-06-23 15:47:45 UTC

Well maybe it's something that didn't come up cause

2018-06-23 15:47:46 UTC

yannow

2018-06-23 15:47:52 UTC

it wasn't used yet for finn to remember

2018-06-23 15:47:53 UTC

no this is bs

2018-06-23 15:47:55 UTC

he's had a stressful week

2018-06-23 15:47:59 UTC

you're bs

2018-06-23 15:48:00 UTC

Dude

2018-06-23 15:48:10 UTC

Youโ€™re just making excuses for a shitty movie

2018-06-23 15:48:13 UTC

he has this resistance group that is his new family, and he knows that the first order will be coming soon

2018-06-23 15:48:21 UTC

why does he not immediantly tell leia about this tech

2018-06-23 15:48:34 UTC

they might be able to work around it that way

2018-06-23 15:48:36 UTC

Because maybe he didn't know it was in full use yet?

2018-06-23 15:48:41 UTC

Maybe JJ didn't fucking write it in?

2018-06-23 15:48:52 UTC

no, this is entirely rians fault

2018-06-23 15:48:54 UTC

Maybe he clearly let rian have way too much reign?

2018-06-23 15:49:02 UTC

no, no, no

2018-06-23 15:49:04 UTC

JJ left like

2018-06-23 15:49:06 UTC

if finn knows that this tech might even possibly exist, the high command should know too

2018-06-23 15:49:09 UTC

a bajillion mystery boxes

2018-06-23 15:49:21 UTC

yes, but this specific thing is rians fault

2018-06-23 15:49:24 UTC

and he himself said he didn't even know what was gonna fill them

2018-06-23 15:49:25 UTC

because it's his tech

2018-06-23 15:49:32 UTC

So that's on him for not thinking of a direction

2018-06-23 15:49:39 UTC

Rian took a direction he wanted to

2018-06-23 15:49:46 UTC

sure, but this specific thing is rians fault

2018-06-23 15:49:59 UTC

lets apply your logic to the real world for a second

2018-06-23 15:49:59 UTC

The last Jedi sucks and anyone who likes has massive Stockholm syndrome

2018-06-23 15:50:11 UTC

german soldier who used to guard a scientific facility defects to the US

2018-06-23 15:50:21 UTC

he knows that germany is working on an atom bomb

2018-06-23 15:50:35 UTC

should he let US high command know, or should he wait until they're about to use said atom bomb?

2018-06-23 15:50:55 UTC

there is no excuse for high command to not know about the hyperspace tracker

2018-06-23 15:50:57 UTC

it's shit writing

2018-06-23 15:51:06 UTC

You know what would've been a better idea overall?

2018-06-23 15:51:07 UTC

a spy

2018-06-23 15:51:10 UTC

like, yannow, rose.

2018-06-23 15:51:13 UTC

completely agree

2018-06-23 15:51:17 UTC

but this isn't what we got

2018-06-23 15:51:23 UTC

Rose as a spy is a great idea, thanks nando v movies

2018-06-23 15:51:24 UTC

we got a shit movie with a bajillion plot holes

2018-06-23 15:51:29 UTC

The best idea would have not to made these shitty movies in the first place

2018-06-23 15:51:33 UTC

*oH*

2018-06-23 15:51:34 UTC

^

2018-06-23 15:51:39 UTC

I just had a greater idea that's IN THE MOVIE

2018-06-23 15:51:44 UTC

leia's fucking tacker watch

2018-06-23 15:51:45 UTC

*tracker

2018-06-23 15:51:48 UTC

Star Wars should have died in 83 change my mind

2018-06-23 15:51:51 UTC

Maybe Kylo figured out how to track it

2018-06-23 15:51:53 UTC

Never let the mouse get their hands on your ip

2018-06-23 15:51:56 UTC

that would be clever

2018-06-23 15:51:58 UTC

cause maybe it's a thing Leia's had for years just in case

2018-06-23 15:52:04 UTC

so understandably, it didn't happen

2018-06-23 15:52:11 UTC

I mean they showed it off

2018-06-23 15:52:16 UTC

and then had the FO track them immediately

2018-06-23 15:52:29 UTC

it was sort of a cooler idea, so that in order to not be followed Leia would have to make it so Rey can't get back

2018-06-23 15:52:34 UTC

at least, not easily.

2018-06-23 15:52:46 UTC

and maybe Rey only gets back by...Iunno...The force?

2018-06-23 15:52:58 UTC

she uses the same sorta "he's there, I can sense it" shit that vader and leia used in the OT

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