The last Jedi sucks and anyone who likes has massive Stockholm syndrome

german soldier who used to guard a scientific facility defects to the US

he knows that germany is working on an atom bomb

should he let US high command know, or should he wait until they're about to use said atom bomb?

there is no excuse for high command to not know about the hyperspace tracker

it's shit writing

You know what would've been a better idea overall?

a spy

like, yannow, rose.

completely agree

but this isn't what we got

Rose as a spy is a great idea, thanks nando v movies

we got a shit movie with a bajillion plot holes

The best idea would have not to made these shitty movies in the first place

*oH*

^

I just had a greater idea that's IN THE MOVIE

leia's fucking tacker watch

*tracker

Star Wars should have died in 83 change my mind

Maybe Kylo figured out how to track it

Never let the mouse get their hands on your ip

that would be clever

cause maybe it's a thing Leia's had for years just in case

so understandably, it didn't happen

I mean they showed it off

and then had the FO track them immediately

it was sort of a cooler idea, so that in order to not be followed Leia would have to make it so Rey can't get back

at least, not easily.

and maybe Rey only gets back by...Iunno...The force?

she uses the same sorta "he's there, I can sense it" shit that vader and leia used in the OT

or

or

OR

she uses her cosmic skype call with Kylo to find *him*

or therefore find the resistence

...Can we agree, at least, of three really cool ideas

the team-up in the throne room, the hyeprspeed ram, and the cosmic skype call?

If Disney learns a modicum of subtlety, I can see this going full grey jedi with Rey and Kylo leading a new force user generation together

team-up in the throne room was fine
hyperspeed ram ruins all of Star Wars space combat from the past and going into the future
and the cosmic skype call is an idea that I've always liked anyway so ye that's fine

```Nic "Based" Knopfler - Today at 1:51 AM
Star Wars should have died in 83 change my mind```