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2018-05-29 20:39:42 UTC

It was one of the recent Newscasts.

2018-05-29 20:39:59 UTC

Within the past few weeks.

go talk to your Mother

2018-05-29 20:42:42 UTC

Damn that resemblance

2018-05-29 20:43:32 UTC

Heโ€™s so cute

Kid has got grey in his beard

2018-05-29 20:43:41 UTC

Yup

2018-05-29 20:47:03 UTC

I wonder what Sargon's wife day job is?

2018-05-29 20:47:12 UTC

or is he making that stay at home mom money?

2018-05-29 20:48:13 UTC

I doubt it

2018-05-29 20:48:46 UTC

Especcially since Sargon can be a stay at home dad, his career allows for that kind of stuff

2018-05-29 20:51:10 UTC

good point

2018-05-29 21:37:28 UTC

implying the jews have special sniper bullets

I imagine a hits a hit these days

I do remember reading reports from ww1 dudes saying the Thompson wasn't enough tho

2018-05-29 21:57:48 UTC

So a guy would get hit and would actually keep fighting after that?

2018-05-29 21:58:30 UTC

And with a Thompson I'd imagine they would get hit more than once

They were talkin' to the level of empting magazines at charging Germans and it not doing much and it ended up hand to hand

but there's so many factors

The Chicago Mafia did ok

WW1 was bit differnent though

The British army had a problem with Drafted guys shooting *OVER* the heads of enemy troops cus they didn't wanna go to hell for Murder

2018-05-29 22:06:35 UTC

You mean above the heads

2018-05-29 22:06:49 UTC

Shooting the heads wouldn't have been a problem

2018-05-29 22:11:56 UTC

The French have just designed a deadly new weapon

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/451145699480961034/E02-010717-Bread-Knife-1.png

That only works before about 8am

6am in France man carrying a Baguette

After that we have to weaponise Wine Bottles

2018-05-29 22:41:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/451153166067826688/UThvfa-gkzZiieTUEy4nykkbbs3mCvWWXFQYp1yh9bY.png

This Chopper is FUBAR

2018-05-29 22:48:10 UTC

When you hit the weights in Istanbul

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/451154818199715862/Screenshot_2018-05-30-00-47-06-1.png

2018-05-29 22:53:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/451156115720372235/DAwIubLIra-MmbaRq_reYXX_XAMIQeiyP3N8PlTX-Zw.png

2018-05-29 22:53:43 UTC

hmmm

2018-05-29 22:53:48 UTC

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2018-05-29 22:54:35 UTC

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2018-05-29 22:56:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/451156831939723266/J0c9qNU7X9KEvbgJ6qkvvOb77ckNXOLwoI3Yok83VD4.png

2018-05-29 22:58:19 UTC

The uncensored photos, show a lot of blood. He didn't beat them down, he stabbed them with a box cutter.

maybe we have different definition of a box cutter

2018-05-29 23:00:34 UTC

Americans need to colonize the UK and teach them English.

That a Retractable Hobby Knife

2018-05-29 23:02:30 UTC

To be fair, the cops responding to the hostage situation were very incompetent, so we can't just assume the two dead cops were particularly incompetent. Belgium doesn't have real cops.

2018-05-29 23:04:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/451158878499897346/image.png

2018-05-29 23:04:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/451158890667573258/image.png

2018-05-29 23:04:27 UTC

I have several questions

2018-05-29 23:04:56 UTC

Roughly

2018-05-29 23:05:24 UTC

Well I could just ask god to do Great Flood Part 2 Electric Boogaloo instead

2018-05-29 23:06:03 UTC

UK cops on the other hand...

2018-05-29 23:07:29 UTC

It's a real story too

we had custom skins and crosshairs like 25 years ago

make your own level even

This article mostly sounds like. I like Fortnite and it's my first game. Now I want all games to be like Fortnite

2018-05-29 23:15:53 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ : [That's] "a Retractable Hobby Knife"

It is used as such over on this side of the pond as well....

....But people around here typically use them for cutting boxes

I had the retractable when I like 12

At work we could in theroy have Razor blade stanley when I was 17ish

2018-05-29 23:18:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/451162475942117386/ev0wc19y5az01.png

2018-05-29 23:18:48 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @DanielKO as far as I understood he purposefully assaulted them with the box cutter first so they weren't really on his case in the first place

2018-05-29 23:19:06 UTC

It's not unrealistic for him to slit one's throat and then stab down the other when she tries to react

but when it said box cutter I thought of this

2018-05-29 23:19:52 UTC

How would you cut a box with that?

2018-05-29 23:20:07 UTC

What in the fuck

2018-05-29 23:20:13 UTC

I've never seen such a thing in my entire life

it's pretty good, but it only cuts boxes

2018-05-29 23:20:41 UTC

Isn't that for cutting, like, wires, strings?

2018-05-29 23:21:59 UTC

And yes, the terrorist surprised the two cops from behind, it appears, stabbed/cut their throats, then took their guns, and shot each in the head.

it is a good tool but just for boxes

2018-05-29 23:25:56 UTC

Like the rest of your government ๐Ÿ˜›

At the time my gf and I were working different departments in the same store but we didn't work with boxes

SO I had Health and Safety Leader Olga (Austrian)

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Come down and tell me that I should use the Safety Knife

and how much it would injure my wrists

2018-05-29 23:30:17 UTC

Working part time in a Warehouse for 5 years, I only nearly cut my wrists twice with a Box cutter ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-05-29 23:30:51 UTC

someone hasn't been studying the blade

2018-05-29 23:31:14 UTC

8 Hour days, you sometimes get lazy at the end o.0

2018-05-29 23:31:48 UTC

My Older brother somehow ran one across the back of his fingers on his left hand, I have no fucking idea how.

2018-05-29 23:32:41 UTC

don't get lazy

I was big enough to just tear cases and stuff apart. My worry was for her cus she was only 4'11. So I'd like her to have knife that actually works Olga

2018-05-29 23:33:32 UTC

Tearing things isn't an issue, we mostly cut to get the boxes to a decent size for shipping and in good shape

2018-05-29 23:34:14 UTC

Got lots of free video games doing that job as well ๐Ÿ˜„

that was 8-10 years ago, I was allowed a Stanley and she had a Retractable. Which worked well

Can you imagine that now?

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