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It's the King of Morocco

VERY LOW ENERGY

2018-11-12 19:45:29 UTC

he just thinking back to his grand dad when the kings was allowed to order the kids out to war just for kicks

2018-11-12 19:47:35 UTC

@Thomas the Sowell Train [USA] i thought he wanted to cosplay as a trap lol

2018-11-13 04:08:43 UTC

Oh do they? DO THEY?

2018-11-13 04:12:06 UTC

imagine my shock

2018-11-13 09:45:26 UTC

Germany becomes China when

2018-11-13 10:36:48 UTC

Germany hate freedoms. you are a cog in the government machinery so get back to work or be replaced

2018-11-13 11:57:55 UTC

*Fake ambulance*... is this heading where I think it's heading?

2018-11-13 12:06:56 UTC

There is a fake taxi

2018-11-13 13:33:34 UTC

@turtwig REPORT

2018-11-13 13:33:47 UTC

@Fitzydog u wot m8

2018-11-13 13:35:56 UTC

Is this your doing? Fake ambulances now?

2018-11-13 15:30:54 UTC

nothing to do with me

2018-11-13 22:22:46 UTC

NZ media is the worst

2018-11-13 22:58:21 UTC

sadly having good parents is not a human right

2018-11-13 23:02:40 UTC

"Internet trolls have called them crazy and mentally ill, 'which I am', Barbour-Evans says, 'but it has nothing to do with my gender'."

2018-11-13 23:02:44 UTC

yea right

2018-11-13 23:03:21 UTC

@Nordhand Thank god

2018-11-13 23:04:39 UTC

Could you imagine how fucking dystopian shit would be if "good parents" was a legal requirement, and children were forceably removed from parents based on subjective interpretations of quality, or because of worldviews?

2018-11-13 23:05:39 UTC

You're implying there'd be the relocation of children

2018-11-13 23:05:52 UTC

"good parents" are generally fostered in a society that is morally stable

2018-11-13 23:11:53 UTC

"Oi m8 ye cunt's got a nice arse"

2018-11-13 23:12:42 UTC

Other dude:

2018-11-13 23:12:46 UTC

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about my girl, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

2018-11-13 23:15:17 UTC

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-11-13 23:16:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/512043044221091855/nopdglvp64711.png

2018-11-14 00:04:42 UTC

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-11-14 00:15:34 UTC

Some dude in Germany said blonde white blue-eyed good so me one ocean away thinks blonde white woman bad

2018-11-14 02:12:33 UTC

yeah, well her terrible "metal" band triggers me

Hackney 30% White. That's the litter picking volunteers ๐Ÿค”

2018-11-14 10:46:39 UTC

Really makes you <:GWnanamiWakeMeUpInside:402195729726046221>

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ

2018-11-14 11:18:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/512224692254408725/dee.jpg

2018-11-14 11:56:25 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Do you remember, there was an article this year about a man who had enough of how the streets and canals of his shithole town in his shithole country in (i think it was) Africa looked like and he started to clean it all up.

2018-11-14 11:57:07 UTC

You know when you life in a shithole country when 1 Person cleaning up the trash that lies everywhere is a newsworthy event in international news.

Oh you even get people that only pick up cigarette butts

2018-11-14 12:08:32 UTC

I'm not surprised at all that people like that don't clean up around themselves. my old man have a friend that works as a carpenter that makes a killing refurbishing municipal apartments as they are trashed every time a African have lived there, even for just a few weeks

2018-11-14 16:27:11 UTC

and 90% tax for all

2018-11-14 16:31:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/512303627264720916/unknown.png

yup they are counting the gender of people being quoted

2018-11-14 17:12:36 UTC

Hey im glad those 4 are in. The new gen dems are fracturing the old guard dems badly. This is gonna be interesting ita like the dems won and lost the house at the same time.

2018-11-14 20:33:43 UTC

read the article amos yeet posted

2018-11-14 20:33:50 UTC

fucking hell the degeneracy

2018-11-14 20:33:54 UTC

off the charts

2018-11-14 21:40:11 UTC

OMFG what the fuck HAHAGAHAH

2018-11-14 23:09:42 UTC

that is Russia for you.

2018-11-15 07:41:39 UTC

Russia is a special land

2018-11-15 11:03:38 UTC

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-11-15 11:04:46 UTC

>"I like caucasian women"
*"You fucking racist shitbag excluding black women"*
>"I like black women"
*"You fucking racist shitbag fetishizing black women"*

2018-11-15 12:01:16 UTC

I mean, the first step in dating is purely based on prejudice

First thing I noticed about my missus

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ

I feel no guilt about this

2018-11-15 12:03:36 UTC

shortly after the brown skin and chink eyes

My mate called her a Thai Whore first time we saw her

2018-11-15 12:04:23 UTC

oof

2018-11-15 12:05:14 UTC

p flat up top though? seems to be a common thing for azns

2018-11-15 12:05:21 UTC

dat ass no tits

yup. I was never one for tits tho

tits is hair colour to me

2018-11-15 12:06:06 UTC

I like tits but dat ass trumps tits

dat ass ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ

2018-11-15 12:06:41 UTC

I used to see this tiny little ginger girl with basically no tits

also women can control dat ass more than their tits or hair colour

2018-11-15 12:06:44 UTC

but DAT ASS

2018-11-15 12:07:17 UTC

hip to waist was ridic and thicc ass

missus was just normal sized ass on 4'11 frame

2018-11-15 12:08:33 UTC

well tbh she was probably normal sized ass, she was also around 5ft

2018-11-15 12:09:46 UTC

I went to Manchester to tap dat and on the way home I bumped into turtwife in the bus station and reconnected

2018-11-15 12:09:51 UTC

been with turtwife ever since

2018-11-15 12:09:53 UTC

oops

2018-11-15 12:10:56 UTC

ginger girl had a kid about a year later, p sure I'm not the dad

2018-11-15 12:11:02 UTC

<:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088>

2018-11-15 12:12:59 UTC

I'd known her for years before hand, we dated a little when we first met but then drifted apart

2018-11-15 12:13:36 UTC

been maybe 2 yrs since I last saw her when I bumped into her

You still had ginge on your cock when you reconnected ๐Ÿคฃ

2018-11-15 12:14:01 UTC

shh

2018-11-15 12:14:06 UTC

it's a secret

2018-11-15 12:14:41 UTC

it was fucking SUPER BAD when my parents said to turtwife "we thought turtwig was gonna end up with ginger"

2018-11-15 12:14:44 UTC

fucking <:oof:494878589406150657> <:oof:494878589406150657> <:oof:494878589406150657>

I don't see how it's anyone's fault tho ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-11-15 14:10:51 UTC

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-11-15 14:11:00 UTC

The whatawhat?

2018-11-15 15:09:08 UTC

I mean, those jackets are pretty fucking pretentious lol

2018-11-15 16:17:35 UTC

Artic coats....illigal!

I invested in a coat to keep my kid warm ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ

The school gunna refund me so I can buy a shitter coat so I don't upset some parent that spent all their money on cigarettes?

2018-11-15 16:25:13 UTC

No one spends all their money on cigarettes....

You're thinking weed, or meth.

You seen the Tax on them

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2018-11-15 16:29:10 UTC

Oh right

2018-11-15 16:29:16 UTC

Cancuck

2018-11-15 16:31:20 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ the duck? Either the school provides everyone with an uniform or they can fuck off and not tell anyone what to wear

2018-11-15 16:32:05 UTC

My cousin gave me a Moncler coat even tho I was a poor fag, why should I not wear it?

Coat isn't uniform....

2018-11-15 16:33:36 UTC

It can be

2018-11-15 16:33:56 UTC

If they want to tell student what coats to wear, make it part of the uniform

2018-11-15 16:34:03 UTC

Otherwise fuck off

2018-11-15 16:34:08 UTC

@Ondsinet schools dont give uniforms usually tho

2018-11-15 16:34:17 UTC

They make even the poor folks buy them

2018-11-15 16:34:26 UTC

@Goblin_Slayer_Floki and they don't usually ban random brands

2018-11-15 16:34:35 UTC

This is true

2018-11-15 17:11:34 UTC

it's worse than that

2018-11-15 17:11:52 UTC

some schools dictate what kind of uniform you have to wear and you have to buy it *from* the school

2018-11-15 17:11:57 UTC

at a ridiculous cost

but my choice of coat isn't

2018-11-15 17:12:37 UTC

ยฃ55 for a blazer with the school logo on

2018-11-15 17:12:40 UTC

etc

2018-11-15 17:13:24 UTC

shit that is scumbagery of the school

2018-11-15 17:13:30 UTC

yep

2018-11-15 17:14:03 UTC

and if local shops try to sell copy uniforms they go fuckin mad

This is why I'd be on the School board

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ

2018-11-15 17:17:53 UTC

when turtkid goes to school

2018-11-15 17:18:04 UTC

they're gonna know me by sight lol

2018-11-15 17:18:14 UTC

I'll be kicking doors down all the time

2018-11-15 17:18:20 UTC

for any kind of bullshit

2018-11-15 17:18:23 UTC

The one uniform I would wear

Good man. God Daughter's school was actually quite cool.

Couple of run ins with individual teachers and one visit to the head

but my mam was a Teacher

They know. I know the score

but squeeky wheel gets the grease

2018-11-15 19:19:23 UTC

NononononnNoNonoNONONONONONOOOOOO

2018-11-15 19:19:28 UTC

Too close for comfort

2018-11-15 19:25:20 UTC

When t series surpasses pdp watch insta ban

2018-11-15 19:30:22 UTC

?

2018-11-15 20:36:59 UTC

Cause pews ultimate shield from the youtube censors is that he has the highest sub count

2018-11-15 20:38:48 UTC

subs don't matter that much, it active returning viewers that keeps you going

2018-11-16 15:43:45 UTC

time to close

2018-11-16 15:55:00 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ what are these bukes you are taking about you boomer

2018-11-16 16:05:37 UTC

^ me

2018-11-16 19:24:58 UTC

some people pay good money for that <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-11-16 22:08:44 UTC

๐Ÿ‡ผ ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ช

2018-11-16 22:10:39 UTC

sometimes women accuse men of rape because it earns them victim points and potentially a cash payout

2018-11-17 04:10:45 UTC

California National Guardsman Pfc. Edward Jair Acosta-Avila

2018-11-17 04:10:50 UTC

All you need to know

2018-11-17 04:11:06 UTC

This is a state that took back guard bonuses as well

2018-11-17 04:11:41 UTC

>california
wow

2018-11-17 04:11:45 UTC

Imagine my shock

2018-11-17 04:15:39 UTC

wtf why?

2018-11-17 04:16:18 UTC

They were offering 20k for a transport specialist

2018-11-17 04:16:42 UTC

15 and 20k for guard contracts expecting the pentagon to pay for state troops

2018-11-17 04:17:27 UTC

DOD xought it and demanded the money back, california wouldnt pay for their faulty contracts.

2018-11-17 04:19:54 UTC

what a shit show

2018-11-17 04:21:16 UTC

And the DOD ended up cucking to CA.

In all, repayments were waived for 17,092 California Guard soldiers who were given what were later deemed questionable bonuses, according to a Defense Department report obtained by The Times. Those who already repaid their bonuses are being reimbursed.

2018-11-17 04:21:32 UTC

so who exactly is at fault for this?

2018-11-17 04:21:39 UTC

The report, which was sent to the House and Senate Armed Services Committees this month, concludes that the overwhelming majority of California Guard soldiers did nothing wrong in accepting bonuses of $15,000 to $80,000 each. Only 393 soldiers have been ordered to return the money, chiefly due to disciplinary or criminal conduct.

2018-11-17 04:21:59 UTC

California for offering 15 to 80k reenlistment bonuses

2018-11-17 04:22:12 UTC

When they knew it wouldnt jive

2018-11-17 04:22:30 UTC

so basically spending money they didn't have

2018-11-17 04:22:52 UTC

Hell active maxed at 10k usually and that was for combat arms that was in high demand.

2018-11-17 04:23:11 UTC

Spending other peoples money per usual

2018-11-17 04:23:35 UTC

But i think they fucked themselves. As after that they prolly had all guard bonuses nixed

2018-11-17 04:24:19 UTC

doesn't the program bear some fault for paying up front though?

2018-11-17 04:24:50 UTC

Oh shit. Reading deeper the dod sought recoop from california. And cali did this.

The California Guard used tax liens, wage garnishments and other heavy-handed tactics to try to recover the bonuses it paid to soldiers chiefly to enlist or reenlist between 2004 to 2010, a period when the Pentagon was desperate for troops it could send to war.

2018-11-17 04:25:29 UTC

It does. It leans people to fields needed. A high demand might have a 10k bonus and low demand no bonus

2018-11-17 04:25:44 UTC

But 15 to 80k? 80k really?

2018-11-17 04:26:25 UTC

i skimmed some of the article, i didn't see it went that high, damn

2018-11-17 04:27:13 UTC

>california spending money it doesn't have
Well imagine my fucking shock

2018-11-17 04:27:47 UTC

the way she goes

2018-11-17 04:28:09 UTC

According to the report, the California Guard paid more than $233 million in bonuses and student loan repayments to fill its enlistment goals from 2004 to 2015.
For most of that time, the California Guard relied on a single enlisted soldier, Master Sgt. Toni Jaffe, to issue the bonuses with virtually no controls. Jaffe later said she faced intense pressure from higher-ups to approve the payments to meet enlistment goals.
After a federal and state investigation, Jaffe pleaded guilty in 2011 to charges of approving payments that she knew were fraudulent, and served 30 months in prison. The Guard simultaneously launched its aggressive recoupment effort, targeting soldiers who it

2018-11-17 04:29:06 UTC

This one goes more into detail from the post report

2018-11-17 04:29:22 UTC

Nuke california please

2018-11-17 04:29:28 UTC

they deserve it

2018-11-17 04:29:29 UTC

The report stated up to 80k

2018-11-17 04:30:51 UTC

223 million in bonuses to guard members. Guard members are state troops. Tbh dod shouldnt be paying them at all except if deployed. But i giess the dod offered some bonuses for enlistment to bulster numbers? Still doesnt make sense they are paying anything to a guard member.

2018-11-17 04:32:03 UTC

> california spending federal money before its own


Pretty standard

2018-11-17 04:44:47 UTC

```Still doesnt make sense they are paying anything to a guard member.```
for some reason that didn't even cross my mind

2018-11-17 04:45:41 UTC

what a horrible state

2018-11-17 04:59:27 UTC

I meant the fed. Since the soldier belongs to the state. The fed has to request activation from the state and such.

2018-11-17 20:49:59 UTC

Ironic when stan lee wss making comics when Mahers parents would have consumed them.

2018-11-17 21:10:48 UTC

when you are a elitist prick you love to look down on other people

WRONG. Trump is a member of the League of Shadows. That's DC not Marvel.

2018-11-17 23:38:22 UTC

Purple headscarf, hoop ear rings...

I'm guessing it's because you're an idiot who thinks you're fighting on behalf of mother earth and that swimming in front of a ship and risking your life somehow makes the oil exploration process stop

2018-11-17 23:48:37 UTC

Pretty much

2018-11-18 01:01:46 UTC

Greenpeace the people that did sink a waling ship in such a way that all it fuel tanks did leak out in the sea polluting the harbour waters for years and killing both sea life and birds in the name of saving nature

2018-11-18 03:01:58 UTC

Neither green nor peaceful lmao

2018-11-18 03:05:02 UTC

Uh, wasnโ€™t it the Greenpeace ship that was bombed?

2018-11-18 03:05:09 UTC

Or was that a separate incident

2018-11-18 03:08:26 UTC

this was a separate incident in norway a long time ago. they still can measure the damage from the pollution from that night

2018-11-18 22:44:43 UTC

Develop and provide alternatives to the things you do not like..and encourage others with a better quality product that fullfills their needs.

Or just burn there shit down and spread hate for those you disagree with, guess that's an alternative option.

2018-11-18 23:35:37 UTC

didn't the French at some point torpedo a Greenpeace ship?

2018-11-19 08:12:42 UTC

I swear Greenpeace got hit harder over the years than some terror groups did

2018-11-19 08:12:48 UTC

Someone torpedo antifa

2018-11-19 08:31:04 UTC

*implying that greenpeace isn't a terror group*

2018-11-19 11:51:05 UTC

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

It's slowly losing it's shit

2018-11-19 12:19:26 UTC

Remember the commie restaurant?

The one that took nearly an hour to make a sandwich?

2018-11-19 13:04:36 UTC

in soviet greggs sandwich makes u

2018-11-19 17:22:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/514128292924751882/what.gif

2018-11-19 17:25:11 UTC

that better be satire taking the piss

2018-11-19 17:32:37 UTC

pretty sure metro is a "legit" site

So they aren't allowed to use caps, to give EMPHASIS to a certain part of the assignment

cus it might trigger someone <:triggered:382980748115968000>

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