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I doubt he does
I guess he hasn't even seen Cars but he does have 3(?) grandkids
he watches cars hentai
Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect
Judge Dre presiding
In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Department;
prosecuting attorneys are MC Ren, Ice Cube, and Eazy-motherfucking-E
[Dr. Dre as The Judge]
Order, order, order
Ice Cube, take the motherfucking stand
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth to help your black ass?
[Ice Cube as Witness]
You goddamn right!
[Dr. Dre]
MC Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this fucked-up incident?
๐
"Most insufferable newspaper"
damn elon's is pretty woke, i didn't know that about him
He only took a "hit" to appease Joe. He seems like a nice guy who sees the value in hard work.
He wants to be the first man to die on Mars
He wants to be the first man or woman to die on Mars
yes
โCertain corners of the internet are preemptively upset about the possibility of Ciri not being white, though thereโs little justifiable reason for it โ unless youโre married to the idea that Polish fantasy requires Polish ethnicity across all its fictional nations.โ
Or maybe theyโre upset because for some reason theyโre deliberately excluding people who are the only race that would be historically accurate... for no reason at all. Like, always hire the best actor unless itโs absolutely imperative they be a certain race, but why would you go out of your way to restrict it in the OPPOSITE direction?
@Yeetzzeria SHUT UP YOU FUCKING RACIST
*looks at skin*
*sees white*
Fuck you got me
inb4 google are russian hackers
The spice must flow
What do I care. I wear Reeboks
Classics with the little Union Jack on it
I think I've done this for over 2 decades
So I'm not nikes target market I guess
I wear ecco shoes, somewhat pricy but will last you for a looong time. so no nikes for me as well
Skechers are pretty great if you get them on a good offer
max comfort
I did have a pair it was like wearing my Grandads slippers
depends what kind you get
slip-ons definitely not great
these were like 'sk8ter boi' fat trainer for launching yourself off a vert ramp
I need some more tbh
I just grab the most decent looking Sketchers I can find at Wal-Mart
You're an advertisers nightmare
lol
calls to violence?
in the UK
Why doesnโt she become the next John Wilkes Booth?
cus the secret service have fake arms
TBH abolition is a failed social experiment
John Wilkes booth did the right thing but it was just too little too late
This ad sprung up while reading The Federalist. Who designs these garbage ads?
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wave energy is better
we have a moon don't we? use the gravitational kinetic energy to generate electrical current
wind energy is a scam in that it harms the environment alot as if you ever see one of the wind farms close up you have deafening noise and bird carcass all over the place from birds getting killed by the blades
Wave energy, Biomass, errrr... Hyrogen?
yes, Hyrdogen is reactive. That's sort of the point
biggest nazi on the block
@Legiondude I've seen that ad, too - and I visited the website... and got a "this URL is invalid" or some shit ๐
Holy shit, talk about a God complex...
Shoulda picked Marcus Aurelius, at least he tried to hammer home humility in his life
so Facebook is going to make the perfect dank memes bot
So if the EU makes sharing memes illegal, we will use bots to make better fresher memes?
https://archive.fo/XVGA8 gulags are good for you, the commi left says so so get to the camp with you all
Can't get fired when in a gulag... Unless you mean fired at.
set fire to reeboks
taco bell is literally shit wrapped in flour tortillas
last time i ate there they didn't cook the meat all the way and hence i never went back
unless i want some of those.................cinnamon balls.............those sweet sweet balls
My mate is a fellow widower. His wife was killed by a suspected drink driver when she was standing on the pavement, they never caught 'him'.
Dude gets paid to catch a football and can't call a cab?
imo drunk drivers need to get beat up in the public square daily. as it shows how little they care about people around them when driving.
I don't understand it. If I was making as money as he does I'd employ a Driver
24/7 private taxi. My kids, my wife, me when I'm too drunk.
yea, it as simple as he don't care. any apology you are going to get from him is forced out of him by a PR guy
Not like it be a hard job
@Fitzydog Are you sure Zucc isn't emulating Caligula? ๐ค
*"He soon recovered from his illness, but many believed that the illness turned the young emperor toward the diabolical: he started to kill off or exile those who were close to him or whom he saw as a serious threat. Perhaps his illness reminded him of his mortality and of the desire of others to advance into his place."*
If the shoe fits, bro.
thought that picture was a gay doctor who reference at first
the cracks in the universe are a real concern, you know.
BullyHunters
"thank god I live in london". I suppose he's right, highly populated areas are probably impossible for the thought-police to enforce
Thank God I don't live in London or South Yorkshire I guess
or Britain? <:thronk:441701565607444482>
What a shithole
Yale is a shithole in a shithole city in a shithole state
Although New Haven does have good pizza
THEY are turning the university gay! <:alex_jones:453626940021276672>
BAN ASSAULT MEAT SKEWERS!
BY GOD! Bless this poor soul.
he got kebab*d
allahu ackbar?
This kid has potential
the poor sod is prolly scarred for life
he'll have dot on his face
dude fell out a tree and somehow skewered himself
thats not how you pike a head btw <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>
We use Longbows where I from
but not if banned <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>
Banning something doesn't make it magically dissolve from existence m8
that goes both ways though <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>
So this buttfuck from Romania couldn't drive in my island
and fuck up my bridge?
Guy can drive long distance in a lorry. He's not stupid
but he broke my bridge
@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐ฌ๐ง ๐บ๐ธ There are allot of stupid drivers on the road mate, I would beg to differ.
He wasn't confirmed Romanian
did you read the plates?
and I do like goods being brought from Europe
but this dumb fuck broke my bridge
I find Romanian truck drivers to be more often than not the worst truck drivers
Polish truck drivers are better
should we *k i c k v e e* ?
maybe
they have a different licencing, and also they usually break the UK laws on 'hours-on-the-road' without taking rests
***LINK TAX INTENSIFIES***
This dude was just from buttfuck nowhere
and decided to take a shortcut
HGV drivers can obviously understand the difference between a road and a mesh walkway
this guy must have been crap
I know the area, he's a fucking menace to even try crossing that bridge
it's a foot bridge
he tried driving a lorry across it
and I took it personal
It's still not fixed
The City doesn't have the money
and it's like ยฃ2M
Well if you are gunna insult the city I Love you could atleast tell me where you Love
New Mills
Derbyshire, England, approximately 8 miles south-east of Stockport and 15 miles from Manchester.
not my heartland
Derbyshire is a good county so long as you dont go anywhere near Rotherham or East Midland Airport
not Bath
fuck Bath
How is Bristol better than Bath?
How is it not?
There's a bot that logs your edits
well this is meant to be TWIS
and we're talking about locations
Marine corps times was infiltrated and is a liberal rag now
Why should the dod pay for your sex change
Fuck off
thin one of the first females that did beat trial to become a marine before they did have a diffrent standard dependet on your sex. did get huge medical problems from the stuff she did need to put her body to. it was almost like the female body was not made for the insane shit society demands of males
so what you are saying is
you are a sexist
naa, it just reality that is sexist and I obey reality as I know if I don't. he sucker punch me
That is absolutely tragic
It's also impossible
but a child is dead
The death is tragic, though anything could have happened when the mother was "asleep"
"asleep" is the key question here. As how many sleeping medications was she on not to have noticed anything
Tucker: *Asks question*
Avenatti: "You ever watch porn?"
It's like they're doing our job for us
Alex jones and elon musk
Joe rogan show similarities
A certain feminist Labour MP from Birmingham Yardley was quoted in the middle of this article about the new iphone not being designed for wahmin.
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/09/13/apple-criticised-making-phones-big-average-female-hand-announces/
Interestingly enough I heard about such complaints and remarks before
Yeah , I saw an Atlantic article dated to 2014 making the same complaint. Journolos probably recycle the articles every time the new iphone comes out. Also, if women have smaller hands they must be biologically different.
Make it mandatory that all new phones have to be in the same size as the original Duke controller for the xbox
A safe space not for white people who want to be white, but for white people to hate themselves. Such a safe space.
it still blows my mind that they are segregating themselves
remove
jesus christ that thumbnail
"hurt"
This kid is too young for SPACE FORCE training <:covfefe:440543908846632980>
๐๐ฟ
lol
sort your country out ๐คฃ
Ahhh yes the pot calling the kettle black
Both my kettles I guess
making some tea mate
good luck fishing it out of the Bay
Making a special brew <:covfefe:440543908846632980>
Salty, *with a hint of crab meat.*
Tbh thats more an issue of youtube than the country
"NC mother , Infant killed when tree falls on house in hurricane"
Nc* and yea shit happens. Called an act of god. The post was about the vid being removed for the ok symbol
Especially happens when people ignore the warnings and evac orders. There were shelters set up and everything
California announces the creation of its own space program.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/09/15/california-will-launch-its-own-damn-satellite-as-swipe-at-trump-governor-moonbeam-says.amp.html
With what money lmao
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I had a person try to say calis economy was far superior to texas. He was simply using gdp. He quickly silenced when i mentioned *yea their gdp is high but their debt is just as. Texas often runs in the black, while cali in the red.
Also add a good section of the cali income is from federal
sounds like ***F o r e i g n a i d***
Might as well be
Why are we propping up failed states
Because 'Muh American values'
why are im not surprised that the idiots voting for the draconian laws dont know it was draconian laws they was voting for
They just saw all the money they could fine google
or they are just that dumb
"They"
While still being a part of the EU two years later
Wtf
to the surprise of no one...
actually...
WE are out
it's just noones ever left before
Your not out if you have people still IN EU parliment
honestly they are going out the door
but their children wanted to stay and play
somebody please give the an ear twisting now
Good birb
@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐ฌ๐ง ๐บ๐ธ the pharmacist was probably an oriental
```Labour want to ban sex test on fetuses because they are worried that it will lead to aborted girls```
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45497454
hmm what community of UK can have that kind of look of the worth of girls
Really make you think doesnโt it?
Donโt think too hard otherwise the thought police will come for you
yea, off to the gulag for 10 year of reduction for the greater good
https://youtu.be/yozqpDzuk1Q?t=8m23s ***M E N T L E G E N....
...T H E M T L E G E N***
Sod off
my mate has two girls
and yes we teased him
"Gunna try again?"
@Reaps uk feminists want to ban that to prevent girl abortions. Us feminists want to abort boys. And every day the evil side of abortions becomes real
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