ah

He didn't however. Too old.

I apologize for @Deleted User 's behaviour

that explains why he got to keep his shit

@Deleted User fuck off

He's a gentile

goy

Uncivilized berber

He deserves the ban hammer.

It's fine.

I don't condemn other people to such things

But he certainly warrants going to prison more than I did

I'll simply mock him dryly.

Though I was unjustly imprisoned

And most people are worse than me in this server

In terms of behaviour

Wasn't virtually every Israeli in the IDF?

most people don't moral fag like @Deleted User

We have that too in Austria, but it is only for males.

@Deleted User only the jewish israelis

arabs aren't conscripted

and also ultra orthodox jews

iirc

Some secular jews are able to dodge the draft

A lot actually

really?

yes

Israeli citizenship is contingent on IDF service, unless you have an out if I recall correctly.

By having or faking some sort of ailment or other condition

In Austria it is about health. I had to go despite having asthma. asshats.

Were you infantry, @Deleted User?

A lot of people try to fake mental health issues, it seems to be the common route for dodging

Switzerland has it too.

I'm unwilling to speak about my service

Sorry

Haha. Corporal Klinger anyone?

@Deleted User wow really?

what ,really?

the drafted you even though you had asthma

Oh fair enough @Deleted User. I did want to say that I really enjoy the design of the Merkava tank. It has its own prayer cloth!

I am not going into army.

You can choose between army and community service.

Conscientious objector?

I call Merkava reverse tardis

all tanks really

they look huge on the outside but they are very small on the inside

Heh. Well they are mostly armor, engine, & weapon. If they could do without crew that might be preferred by the high command.

It looks like a normal tank.

Still. Can pack quite a few lads in a Merkava compared to an Abrams.

@Deleted User it has some novel features.

ok.

For instance, it doubles as an APC & the afore mentioned prayer cloth, which is actually a passive missile defense for the turret bearing.

@Deleted User A lot of non Jewish Israelis get conscripted. And anyone who wants to avoid it can. Even wants to leave while you're in service, it might be completed but they will eventually let you go

huh

I think now it's only like 50% of Israeli citizens actually serving. But it's a much higher percentage if you only include secular Jews

I don't know if the IDF would accept me. The US Navy didn't. Albeit I had to tell them about a drug I was prescribed in high school to make them defer my enlisting.

I'm overweight now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddzf9Mm4hdY

@Jero-Kun I doubt they'd turn you down

There's tons of fat people in the IDF

The IDF is about conscripting as many people as they can

They're like all government facilities, always looking to expand

the us military is way more selective

It's probably easier to keep the military on a leash when you're not under existential threat

Mmm.

I mean. I'd probably lose the spare tire if I did PT every day & ran on rations.

I really need to switch to bicycling to the train station rather than driving my electric car to work.

I don't think you look that fat

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Stop spamming @Mee6

Ban @Mee6

I, for one, approve of banning @Mee6

Spamming bastard

Cetro, that may or may not be a bot.

Cetro is probably @Mee6

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-44208921

<:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44208921

that kid has a weird face

ahha

Why didn't it work when the other guy did it?

rank

@Crabtree 👍🏿

It blocks embeds from lurkers?

yup

gotta rank up, a little bit

"amid concerns over Russia's military activities and the rise of terrorism and fake news." "FAKE NEWS" hide your kids yall!

what does that even mean in this context? <:what:382980756139409409>

https://www.msb.se/Upload/Forebyggande/Krisberedskap/Krisberedskapsveckan/Fakta%20om%20broschyren%20Om%20krisen%20eller%20Kriget%20kommer/If%20crises%20or%20war%20comes.pdf

I can read the Swede

Oh it's in English

<:what:382980756139409409>

I guess the fake news thing makes sense after reading the pamphlet

It's amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKhJ6ise6oU

"I am not able to look the other way"

"and I will not look the other way"

hmmm

You could say it wasn't a Conservative that was writing his speeches <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

this is a bit like that story you linked the other day Broo
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-44198043

up to a thousand euro fine for taking your kids out of school to go on holiday early