i am not gay

no way

<:garf:546596809016082443>

10000% hetero

What if they had explosive diarrhea and then the other guy rimmed him

<:barf:356908385020542977>

aight helmet on, I'm ready for this chat to turn to shit

@Sad you're being repulsive cut that shit out

<:transgender_pride_flag:641388814669053965>

LGBT is all about that

theres even a fetish for prolapse

weird sexual deviants

but im not going to talk about it

🤔

and gay pride ain't helping with stigma either

pride is a SIN

Subject change!

you wanna talk about trannies instead

Jannies?

Oh, trannies.

damn it i gotta get some contact cleaner

Eh, same thing

got em

<:transgender_pride_flag:641388814669053965>

my keyboard keys are dirty i think

@androidcrawler your mouth is dirty

specifically the switches

How many of our mods are tranies
, black or a woman?

well matthew you're the one who accpeted to eat my ass

I actually go to local LGBT events and the "worst" we get is an old hon with huge tits, and teen straight girls that cosplay

you're not one to talk

how often do y'all take apart and clean your keebs? I havent cleaned mine since I got it 3 years ago

eew

collect keyboard candy!

Maybe once every 3 months.

I turn it upside down and give it a good pat like once a month

@Julian every week

The best part about mech keyboards is you can take off the caps, dust it all out, and lube the mechanisms with silicone

i was looking at arcade buttons, and you can get buttons that have keyboard switches inside them

i just wipe it with anti-bacterial cloth

I mean I just take my vacuum on low and go at it with a brush head

and i use a post-it note to get all the crumbs and shit out

and I use a wet wipe weekly-ish for usual maintenance, and when I feel like it once in a while I use a soft brush and dilluted automotive All Purpose Cleaner to really clean the keys and shit

works wonders

you use silicone on switches??/

I just use contact cleaner

should i use wd 40 silicone edition

wait

I don't think it was silicone actually

Might have been white lithium grease, silicon might not work for electronics I'm not certain

but lithium is a metal

wont it keep the switches shorted

*just use graphite powder* <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I'll need to bug my friend and see which kind of grease it was, but I literally just pressed down the switch and put a little grease into it, made the clicking smoother

ptfe grease

Use the pozloads @androidcrawler puts out

wait really.. people are fucking lubing their autist keyboards these days too

oh yeah

https://giphy.com/gifs/idiots-AjYsTtVxEEBPO

@Tervy whats wrong with lubing moving parts?

lubing is for parts what need it

you need lube

if there is friction then there is an application for lubrication

Pulp friction

<:gachigasm:592062549181202459>

I gotta find me a new mousepad, switched over to the neocow one after my larger one died

was keeping it around for years before finally using it

got it back in like 2014 or something

thanks neocow

It was a used keyboard from a friend, so after he cleaned it I cleaned the switches and lubed it, I've told this before

there is nothing wrong with lubing your keyboard @Tervy

sometimes people do it entirely by accident

<:madman:589105474226618384>

oh no

how do you et it on your keyboard

Never thought I'd see the day @johnfrum made a cum joke

im not sure how that happens

It's his second favourite drink after booze

I've made some before, matt

I can be crass as well

you don't have a monopoly on that

youve made cum before?

Don't eat near my pc desk

Oh my, John is creeping in on my territory.

get a nice small painting brush

use it to clean out keyboard as necessary from time to time

very unprofessional of you as a volunteer mod to insinuate the sexuality of me.

for loose dirt and stuff

it can easily reach between the keys

to drain out any debris, remove a few keys to act as a drain when you turn it upside down

and channel the debris there to flow out

Imagine not having a membrane keyboard and not being able to wash the whole thing in your sink every couple months

>membrane

it turns out autists are filthy as well as stupid

my n word this mech has been serving me since 2012

imagine

just imagine

imagine what

fun fact, italians will put figs, goat cheese and prosciutto on pizzas

Not having 10 throwaway keyboards

That's what AliExpress and Alibaba are for, get that bulk discount

for me its anchovy and pineapple pizza

for me, its the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

>pineapple pizza

i mean alibaba did have some decent deals this year again

tfw ordering pizza from AliExpress and they arrived 3 months later <:rolf:589102490696548371>

Man, it's a shame Pizza MREs never took off

help AliExpress isn't refunding my dispute the pizza was cold

@Tervy you should file a joint lawsuit for your military not providing you pizza MREs and causing emotional distress

kek

@johnfrum you can buy MRE pizza online right now

>eating mre on purpose

its was on the 2018 or 2019 menu, i dont recall

It was supposed to be but it was never past field trials irc due to discoloration issues.

really? dang

https://youtu.be/sY9Cr0a5dCs

A.L.I.E.N. is a better song

@johnfrum you clearly dont know about ham cock if you think the pizza was good

That's just spam

I know of your fish cock as well

its actualy ryebread filled with ham but yes

essential its burger in tin

poke hole with knife > throw in the fire > eat minutes later

f or those wondering

https://i.imgur.com/aqvoXVE.mp4

tbh that thing rarely needs even heating its darn good on its own

Seems one of those things that's unreasonably expensive outside it's home country.

like I'm sure it's good but it's not 5 dollars for 200g of bread and meat good

i mean its not that hard to make at your home

True but things that come from cans have their own appeal

indeed

no 11.11 sales on can seamers, it seems

i used to order bunch of canned deer from friend (her parents made them for sale localy) ahh best innawoods food avaible

canned deer with ryebread and butter

(partialy probly tasted so good as at that point you would have lived last 3 days with only fish from rivers& lakes)

going to to take a dump and brb @Matthew be ready im going to take you up on your offer

canned deer

food outside and near fireplace always tastes better

Deer meat is so good tho

canned deer,elk,reindeer,boar what ever they happened to have pretty much

ofc smoked salmon and what not too

I remember growing up in a small town and we gave the neighbor dog some deer meat as a treat and the fucker refused to eat dry food for a week, owner laughed his ass off and pretended to get mad at us

mmmm artic char in tomatoey potato sauce

Deer meat lasagna was what we'd make

Bitch lasagna

@Matthew

based google

Source :his ass

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/218557375387402240/643599486337286164/ahnolde.gif

Yooo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/218557375387402240/643599486337286164/ahnolde.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509143934174232576/643092702212128768/4c6qc8xkwrx31.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/217095985472471040/643566016617512980/Russianandtea_87fa75_73897421.mp4

wtf

I think the problem is they cut the egplants too thin

It's been 3 months, you fag

Just make the fucking eggplant parm

I feel empty and joyless

*nice*

@androidcrawler I can fill you up, but you won't be joyful about it

successkidmeme.mp3, hit my goal bodyfat % today.

18%?

Yup!

Goal was getting below 18%, barely snuck in at 17.9%

I must say, you're looking good.

Do a little spin for me.

how does one measure his/her bodyfat without any special equipment?

wonder if I'm lean as fuck from continued starvation over the last 4 years

Heyo friends

<:Spoopy:614610256320004106>

I think you can approximate it by pinching under your arm and measuring how thicc it is

@Pawp hello pawp

is the divorce finalized yet?

No

It will eventually

Why are you so rude and bitter

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

you don't need to be anxious you'll stay number 1 in your nephew's heart

<:crotch_grab:589212926066556929> drama

your picture is retarded

@Kimichiboi Like Matthew said, there are caliper things called skinfold calipers that you can do a pretty decent approximation with, but there's also smart bathroom scales now, and they run a tiny current through your legs to test the resistance and then can figure out pretty precisely by that.

<:pepewot:589100642820161551> scales these days electrocute you? Wtfff

Another wonderful Lowe's deal, think I ended up getting an at least $140 scale for like $20ish.

Barely, but yeah. Have you ever held both ends of a multimeter?

nope, maybe the doctor would be able to help me measure my % if I asked nicely <:smug:589103776699252887>

There are handheld machines that can test it too, same idea, unless it's a tiny practice they probably have one.

it's for my checkup on weight/bones, they'll most likely have one of those

Oh, yeah, definitely gonna have one then, haha

@androidcrawler

https://twitter.com/nocontext_fox/status/1194055324308770817

>the man who wrote that makes more in a day than I make in a year

<:unamused:549769370663125002>

Is this what it feels like to be @androidcrawler?

hmm?

Poor.

Im more worried about the existential crisis and lack of meaning in my life tbh

>he needs meaning

The meaning of life is to be alive

Matt's right

Way to fuck your shit up where you arnt the protagonist of your own fucking life story

Everything in my life will work out fine, because I'm the MC of this anime we call life

Matty-kun gets it

i just ordered 30 pins for my sister and a convoy+charger+battery for my dad

hopefully they will arrive before christmas

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

im fucked arent i

Probably not if youre in cali

What are you talking about, shit always lands in Cali first.

do you guys think pot is retarded

weed turns you gay

epic

i saw it on the news

Weed itself is fine

But talking about it is fucking unforgivable

like most things, its the culture/fanbase that is the worst part

Yeah like MLP

@Kimichiboi skinfold calipers, used properly, are the best thing short of using immersion measurement, which is unreasonable for non-athletes. I got mine from china, they're copies but work fine, I've verified using other methods. Electric measurements are *at best* a bit inaccurate, at worst completely misleading. Tape measurement is acceptable and works for most.

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two list pins. I need to get something for my nephew

I bought a chink Lego kit to build with my dad

@Windatica

how old is nephew

pins arent good for children

2.5.

Not a pin. Something cool then

<:kizunaStare:385945680688054283>

Those are pretty good matt

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32953774821.html

Bugman. Nice.

I ordered this

link broke

That one work

nope

Thanks mods

It is the Lego Titanic kit

With almost two thousand piexes

nice

i only ever got the hitler car

Hitler....car?

What billy

i couldn't find the close-up i had of it