I can be crass as well

you don't have a monopoly on that

youve made cum before?

Don't eat near my pc desk

Oh my, John is creeping in on my territory.

get a nice small painting brush

use it to clean out keyboard as necessary from time to time

very unprofessional of you as a volunteer mod to insinuate the sexuality of me.

for loose dirt and stuff

it can easily reach between the keys

to drain out any debris, remove a few keys to act as a drain when you turn it upside down

and channel the debris there to flow out

Imagine not having a membrane keyboard and not being able to wash the whole thing in your sink every couple months

>membrane

it turns out autists are filthy as well as stupid

my n word this mech has been serving me since 2012

imagine

just imagine

imagine what

fun fact, italians will put figs, goat cheese and prosciutto on pizzas

Not having 10 throwaway keyboards

That's what AliExpress and Alibaba are for, get that bulk discount

for me its anchovy and pineapple pizza

for me, its the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

>pineapple pizza

i mean alibaba did have some decent deals this year again

tfw ordering pizza from AliExpress and they arrived 3 months later <:rolf:589102490696548371>

Man, it's a shame Pizza MREs never took off

help AliExpress isn't refunding my dispute the pizza was cold

@Tervy you should file a joint lawsuit for your military not providing you pizza MREs and causing emotional distress

kek

@johnfrum you can buy MRE pizza online right now

>eating mre on purpose

its was on the 2018 or 2019 menu, i dont recall

It was supposed to be but it was never past field trials irc due to discoloration issues.

really? dang

https://youtu.be/sY9Cr0a5dCs

A.L.I.E.N. is a better song

@johnfrum you clearly dont know about ham cock if you think the pizza was good

That's just spam