but its the chinese who play joke

Matt's poor taste offends me, especially because he keeps reading it.

I have great taste, John.

I acknowledge that what I'm reading is schlock.

But I can enjoy it for what it is. You can have junk food AND fine cuisine.

It's called having *range*, John. If you can only enjoy things that are 8/10 and up, I'd actually say you have poor taste because you enjoy less things.

Now, *if you'll excuse me...*

GAAAAAAAAAAY

Bro, shoot your Manshubbely all over my face, dude. Plaster me with goo, bruh

bruh

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I know right

THE LITTLE GIRL> exact one

https://sun2.dataix-kz-akkol.userapi.com/c543105/v543105255/60d19/tCcE8xKldXE.jpg

@Marlen? What do you mean the exact one

https://www.polygon.com/2019/10/8/20905251/valve-burglary-suspect-gabe-newell-mini-gun-suspect-bellevue

wtf valve got robbed

gaben had a minigun?!

Probably TF2 heavy prop

this, apparently

thats the image from the article, dunno why its so shit

Today was a good day at work. Got a Dyson fan/air purifier for crazy clearance.

@timsandtoms stop hoarding things, it's bad for you

I wanted to get an air purifier anyways. And it doubles as a fan. If I didn't get this, I would have gotten the purifier my roommate got, and then still needed a fan come summer.

Now, no need for fan.

how much you get it for

120

Little less.

$100, before tax/my discount. So around $100.

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For a fan. Smh

And air purifier.

Which does more and takes up less room than the one I would have bought.

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>takes up less room
>it's a fucking skyscraper

I mean, desk space wise. I ain't stacking things up on top of it.

Should have gotten the dehumidifier version

Nah, WA doesn't get crazy humid.

Also >buying bottled water.

that was a gift from his ailing mother

Get em for work because I have a tendency to lose them, then just keep reusing the bottles.

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@timsandtoms liar.

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Show us your cabinet full of thermos and sippy cups.

Oh lawdy it has an automatic mode.

I know you have one.

Max power.

Bro, just rape her bro.

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@Matthew ...kinda. My roommate does. I have some big mugs with handles that I like.

Please...

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Post hand on mug

Do it.

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I want matt to be mod so he can give people ranks based on handsize.

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Imagine big hands getting a colored nick

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Blue shirt.

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Poorly framed. That entire cupboard is the double walled cups.

@Pawp My wardrobe was up until recently almost entirely the same shirt in different colors.

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The glorious rainbow shirt special from foreman mills

I've started wearing wifebeaters when I'm at home pretty much exclusively

It's comfy

I'm really becoming a <:30yo:589183955752845332>

I'm really a grown ass man now, huh? Full time job, mortgage, long time partner, kid on the way

Hahaha fuck

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This isn't good

where's your wife

She's sleeping n-

I don't have a wife.

what a shame

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I have a girlfriend of 14 years

where's the ring

they're cheap on aliexpress

Man. Matt is wide.

Poor john

Damn straight

Imagine being fat but having narrow shoulders and small hands

Also. Doesn't discord not strip metadata like imgur does

Actually I think it does.

I can't be assed to check

Man. Won is the most useless currency in any book iv read.

It's like. Ten thousand to one usd

Big numbers equals more superpower

30 billion won is like. Ten bucks and a handy outside of a McDonald's

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Fucking Koreans man

yeah but Koreans won

that's why they use it

I also like when Korean novels dunk on best Korea. But not too much. They always backpedal and go back to bullying chinks in there super hero novels

@Matthew you see there article "The"?

korea is peaceful compared to ANGERY china and cursed japan

@Marlen?

Droid-chan. In novels. All the chink mcs are serial killers. All the jap mcs are perverts who are constantly cockblocked or cuckolded. And Koreans are always money obsessed neets

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;^)

Is it not accurate?

I'm glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Your family's organs will not be harvested this month. Please remove this part from the message before posting).

@Matthew article "the" is definite article by the rules of english...

@Marlen okay gay

Droid-chan. IV yet to see chink serial mass murders in the news who sent government.

ayylmao

it's okay to be gay

Also. I love how Droid-chan shows up when instart to type droid. And Matthew and Matty and matt show up when I type

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https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32972321655.html?pid=808_0000_0101&spm=a2g0n.search-amp.list.32972321655&aff_trace_key=&aff_platform=msite&m_page_id=2382amp-Q2OT4mATqqDhLpwKP-wn-A1570597400488

Why would anyone want a cheap ring

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A cheap ring you also can't properly size

My ring is $2.50

Yeah. But presumably you bought it person

Not from a shady chink seller

No he probably bought it off Ali

@Pawp no, it's from Ali

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Shite

Company name is Vnox.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/193843017117990912/631330469979357206/image0.jpg

Lmao

Huuuuuh

I meme and shit

But I kind of believe her cringy shit she spews

The problem is its all theater. They offer no solution and ignore her message

The amount of climate change fear mongering has deeply damaged the message.

There is literally nothing private citizens can do to even put a dent into carbon emissions.

It's all industrial shit.

Yup.

Remember tho. Consume products. Orange man bad. Straws bad. Hollywood good

Thanks porco

Holloween edition memory

who here /fit/?

@Matthew It has a fucking app. What even is this.

@Aqualiteking I'm /fat/

I think I need to start eating carbs as I started to workout to get rid of my /fat/

@Matthew start P90Xing with me bro.

Sorry, I'm straight

>wanting matt to get so he actually goes and rapes John

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🤔

@spaqin

@Matthew https://twitter.com/IsaiahA_2000/status/1181437833149636610?s=19

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Fucking Koreans.

@thelizard yo what's your sex mmr

what's your Global Smash Power (GSP)

Unranked :( @Cole

I don't play META so I don't have a chance anyway

The whole thing is so unbalanced it's a total shitshow

Not even going to try at this point

same lmao

Wow

Saw yet another SJW tier dumbassery

Apparently there's a white cosplayer that did a great cosplay of a darkskin dude from LOL, won a French cosplay competition but was disqualified at EU level due to """blackfacing"""

For once quite a bit of people are getting upset by that decision though so I truly hope this community will at least get something from figthing back

Isn't d.va Asian? Why don't all the white girls cosplaying d.va get disqualified as well?

Well you say d.va but you could say that for almost every single anime cosplay

Sorry I just jerked off to a d.va cosplay so I still had that kinda in mind

But you're right

White people shouldn't cosplay at all. It's racist

Yeah

Fortunately I'm half asian so I can diss everyone on that

@thelizard the pornstar rankings on ph are ranked, competitive sex

think about it

the most popular ("the best players") are at the top

the only objective ranking, as the quality of content is wholly subjective

We need an MMR for pornstars

Let's make an online database of pornstars where people rank them and we offer pornstar.... Ladders?

Talking about pornography? That's gonna lower your social credit score

@Droidbot

Droid-chan my dude

My nephew is over. I fed him some chocolate. What should I do with him. It's sadly raining out

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He liked the pumpkin spice cappuccino

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last time i had a younger family member over I had him play forza with the senna and that kept his attention span in check

@Pawp red pill him

I am. I'm making him watch Mickey mouse clubhouse. He loves toodles

I also told him the sound an elephant makes was toot toot

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The conversation goes. "elephant" elephant? "Elephant." Toot Toot

What a cute little guy

He's having fun.

And my sister's feeling. Better

Is she still fucking retarded or did the crash knock some sense into her

No clue yet

She ran a stop sign. That's what the accident was and her car was totaled

Which is annoying because my grandfather bought her that car when she was pregnant to take care of the baby

> She ran a stop sign.

idiots deserve punishment

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The person in her car had her arm broken

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Well that wasn't her so she didn't get punished then

My nephew is fine. Which is what matters

I drove him home yesterday

how old is he

https://twitter.com/_KrisWilson_/status/1181674878342008832?s=19

https://twitter.com/UpSmashGod/status/1181589829383069696?s=19

https://twitter.com/CollectiveTylar/status/1181760345691394048

I wonder who's gonna be the first dipshit euro to start posting about the latest mass shooting here and get b&

wait you guys did each other in AGAIN ?

where this time ?

wurstland

wait what?

2 dead, 2 wounded, grenade was thrown in graveyard, machineguns according to Bild, apparently helmet and camo-gear + tried to enter synagogue (saving few clicks here)

most likely some neo-whatever idiots "protecting" their "homeland"

also @Matthew why would we get b& cause americans have copyright to it <:mthink:627855825100341249>

@Tervy because some retard always ends up linking video footage or the shooter's manifesto

some prefer learning from others mistakes the hardway (in good and in bad :/ )

That's retarded

yep humans are but trying to understand these people is main focus to preventing/regonizing such cases in future really

You're retarded too, please speak English

@Tervy side note, I am envious of Finnish silent burger King drive through

hahahaha

i mean the experience aint that much different on the desk too around here

you mumble your order (or just use the touch screens... if they work) and receive the order

i have had burker king visit where only thing they said"welcome, "beer ?" "<endtotal>" and i just answered yes to beer nothing else

the average finnish lenghty conversation dohohohoh

I always get either retards or annoying teenagers through the speaker

Is this twitter mark or something?

humans are trash

wtf my left arm is bigger than my right arm.

but I'm right handed

It's the exact other way around for me

yes

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>goose game

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Very Epic. Upvoted.

Homo.

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