I won't be filling scripts

That's what you think

if all goes well I'm going to do a PhD in medicinal chemistry

🙏

Sure you will

getting paid 6 figure salaries to be a "glorified cashier" sounds comfy though, at least in the states

but this means you have to live in the states

>make 6 figure/year
>get shot

exactly

what's the point

>get paid six figures
>get better guns
>do the shooting

Come on

>poisoned bullets

I know you have seen Deathwish

yep this I can get behin-

based

Also I use soap and water

>ride tram to work
>get shot multiple times by brown person

Who has sterile saline solution on hand

I do

the gov is out to get us bros <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Okay but on you at all times?

no, I carry isopropyl for that

a small bottle

yes it's autistic

>not ethyl

I want to make a medkit to carry with me

it's just a wipe

you don't dip your wounds in isopropyl

bag has straps meant for attachments

@Hiruzen based

so I'd put it on there

Always ready to build that molotov

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck if you wear pants they have ankle kits

Just strap it in

@Hiruzen what would you recommend as a basic carry medkit

>always ready to build that molotov

Tja, keine Chance gegen die Herrenrasse

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@johnfrum already have to strap in/roll up the ankles on my trousers because otherwise they cet caked in bike oil when I cycle

Just wear bike shorts gayboi

I use a day hiking bag for everyday use

Be careful your mayo packets don't burst.

basic carry? a broad spectrum antibiotic, some med tape, a few bandaids, one or two bandages, 1-2 small gauzes, and a small bottle of iodine probably

and I don't wear cycling shorts because fuck wearing them for a whole day

if you want, carry some fever meds/painkillers as well

Wew

10/10

they pinch my balls

>self prescribing anti biotics

I only wear cycling shorts when I go cycling in the woods

cream

to put on your skin

not taking it

antibiotic cream

a few small disinfectant wipes (alcohol) would be useful for minor cuts

Oh, carry on.

and that should be good enough for whatever minor injury you find yourself in

I thought you were the type of folk to take antibiotics if you fell

they'd kick me out of the course if that was true

in france my doctor prescribed antibiotics for most things

antibiotics are really a last-resort thing

they should be

here I let the illness pass or self medicate

used as a last resort

because fuck booking an appointment with my GP

instead people give them out like candy

you sick? take this antibiotic!

^

The people who carelessly prescribe antibiotics are just barely below the people who do the same with opipds.

Tho at least they are cracking down on the latter, no one is doing that with antibiotics in any serious way.

whenever I had tonsillitis (4-5 times a year) my doc would prescribe abs whether the illness was bacterial or a virus

pharmaceutical companies are endlessly trying to get ahead of natural resistance from bacteria/viruses

we are winning for now

g*d knows how long this will keep up

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck have you considered removing them

5 times a year seems fucking nasty

I know, I used to have it twice a year

@Hiruzen I had, but I was just under the threshold for france

by now I'm used to them

went to doc once saying I had a "slight tonsillitis"

turns out I had scarlet fever

Kek wtf

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wew lad

Remove that shit

Are you shrimp?

it was doing the rounds that year

jesus fucking christ

you could've actually an heroed

man

it hurts to breath

hm

>go to France
>get scarlet fever

>go to france

^

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Why

france is nice, the french are shit

i straight up woudl rather live wiht muslims then the french