I'm actually a very tender lover @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

hubba hubba

You get at least 20 minutes of massage before I cram my dingus into you

sounds lovely

phrase date

Loving tendies doesn't make you a tender lover Matthew

girl doesn't understand

mfw equally autistic

Replace date with marriage

"it's going to be a long journey hiruzen"

@spaqin that was actually a good bant! I'm proud of you

"yeah, wanna go together"

Aww

"i don't understand, like, studying?"

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

s h e d o e s n t l i k e you

tfw sperg to sperg communications

Just wanna get ur notes

lmao

no, her english is bad

thats *rough*

and my notes are worse

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

literally nothing to datamine from me

I'm not even good looking or attractive

Imagine being someone who ISN'T fat but still has to orbit women

i look like the eternal dyel

😂

like what pardon

But at least you know she likes sprite. Go get her, Casanova

thats all you need to know about a girl really

Put the roofie in sprite and she'll drink it for sure

Le funny Adam Sandler meme

that's illegal

what would you do with a roofied female

i need to learn korean for comms

no

put her on the roof

@Deleted User nobody is laughing. Though. You being Adam Sandler is just sad

ba dum tss

I have a beard nowadays, nobody has called me like that in ages

She will run away and you'll be left with useless korean

no language is really useless tbh

except korean

nigger I want to read samshit specsheets straight from the source

Bhutanese

Any language except American English is useless

Nepali

dog bless ameriga

pursuing career in IT is a meme

fuck this autist can't pick up social cues like me

Why? @spaqin

absolutely based

this thing has killed more people than Hitler and Mao combined

a source of endless frustration

you are never done with a product

You can only set an arbitrary line "fuck that shit I'm fucking done"

the lone hydroxide anion waits in silence, for an opportunity to attack the nucleophilic carbon center

Most trans people work in the field

obviously it's full of mentally ill people

also fuck drawing these are pretty tiresome

Nobody is normal
Maybe except for frontenders

Tfw based burger flipper

@Hiruzen Get hex paper

Feels good not having basic social skills atrophy away in front of a glowing computer screen

spaghetti

spilling

Lol hiruzen

out

of

pocket

it's fine m8

if she likes you she forgives

nah she said yes

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

just don't say that you want her to bear your children

And you'll be ok

Don't put ~ on the ends of your messages

It is very gay

fuck you faggot~

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

seriously though

<3

I'm giving you good advice, fren. It will be bad for you if she thinks you're gay while you're trying to slip her the tube steak

ah, the eternal spaghetti

Take her on a date to the spaghetti factory, so when you spill spaghetti all over the floor, she'll just think it's one of those weird restaurants like the ones that have peanuts all over the floor

I think that's just an American thing.

I make my own pasta though

no offence @Hiruzen , but dont you have anyone better you can ask than a bunch of retards from /g?

nope

This, so much this @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

fuck

as fellow spergs you guys know me best

youre fucked, pal

If you can make pasta

How about a romantic cooking date

Where you make spaghetti

Then eat it

First date, put her in the kitchen

(dropping on floor optional)

I like it.

How about you just 🐝 urself

Gotta ease her into it @timsandtoms

I live in a poverty flat that has no table for two

no wall between kitchen and bed

Perfect excuse to have spaghetti on the floor then

Yikes

it doesn't even have ignition for cooking

i use a match

to light the gas

Man, I'm glad I'm me and not you

the only upside is that I live alone

that GoT episode 😬

My uni residences are doing a viewing of it this evening

While I don't really care for GoT, the viewing will have free beer and popcorn.

jaime bout to

http://i.imgur.com/JbRCz.gif

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two >no offence @Hiruzen , but dont you have anyone better you can ask than a bunch of retards from /g/??

inb4 >phone

@Hiruzen Just ask /mu/ or /fit/

@Hiruzen that's not oled theme

@Hiruzen >like your dick is melting

What the Fuck? Virgins are so fucking weird

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520915990393913344/567315923233538048/1555322721249.png

This is why giving women rights was a mistake.

Why did you censor the user?

<:hecute:439983388720627712>

Because she, in comparison to the guy, is a human being

By society's standard, a woman needs to be protected and provided for.
Find me the same shit happening to guys.

thats a discord image link, jingx reposted it from some other server

^

But that it's still censored is another sign, a fact of who is more equal than others.

<:hecute:439983388720627712> I fucking hate this society <:honk:554487128382242817>

arent you the dollfucker

I fuck dolls. I fuck women.

I fuck everything that's gonna happen

I could even fuck you, if you spread your legs

<:hecute:439983388720627712>

@Thorax, Crash'n Burn model wow, you're a huge faggot

Oh yeah, you're the pillowfucker

Never mind, we shouldn't hold you to human standards

😂

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/15/china-tech-employees-push-back-against-long-hours-996-alibaba-huawei

Chinese tech employees have pushed back against a wave of protest over the industry’s notoriously long hours, known as the “996” schedule of working from 9am to 9pm, six days a week.
Jack Ma, founder of Alibaba, one of the companies included in a black list of firms forcing overtime on employees, has defended Alibaba’s long hours in comments. He called the 996 schedule “a huge blessing” and said workers should consider it an honour rather than a burden.

“If you join Alibaba, you should get ready to work 12 hours a day. Otherwise why did you come to Alibaba? We don’t need those who comfortably work 8 hours,” he said, according to comments posted on the company’s Wechat account on Friday.

based jack ma

Literally just work somewhere else. Unless they're hiding the fact that you'll be working 12 hour days, acting surprised or offended about it is just stupid.

>In a note on Friday, Liu recalled how in the early days of the company’s founding, he would wake up every two hours so that he could offer customers 24-hour service.

just dont sleep bro

that explains how aliexpress replies to you 24/7 on support

as well as sellers

🤔

@Matthew if there's a hole, there is a goal.

<:honk:554487128382242817>

@Matthew youre forgetting that its already standard in china to come to work in time, sleep 3-4 hours and work overtime to make up for the sleep

That's some bullshit

I mean. It's real, but what do people expect by working so long daily? Your brain literally rots like that

At least keep an 8-9h sleep schedule

And maybe shit and ear and fuck in your cubicle

Jack Ma: Why are modern chinese so entitled? I worked 16 hours a day and now im one of the richest men in the world.

I did a few 12+ days, why aren't I rich?

you didnt do it 7 days a week

for at least a decade

and get incredibly lucky

and you possibly also own moral framework

Hey, since we all don't *actually* care about chink working conditions, let's listen to shitty meme music instead

https://youtu.be/LACbVhgtx9I

XDDDD

I want a big boxy hoodie with the Xiaomi logo on it

Does something like that even exist ?

@🅱royal🅱reastLͫOͤRͫDͤ there are literally thousands of custom printing companies on ali

Yeah but

Either official

Or a really good thick print

> chink
> official

Choose one

Cmon

Xiaomi is a big brand at this point

if you ask me, jack ma sounds like a boomer, ignorant aboutthe current world

Yeah but he's rich, so his opinion is literally worth more than yours.

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

https://youtu.be/VSPuRXkUWoU

Notre Dame

🦀 🦀 is gone 🦀 🦀

https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM

@Matthew based

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47933521

lmao bin those likes innit

L O I C E N S E

@Millwood fucking anglos am I right

smh you can't even go streaking as a teenager in the UK

🇬🇧

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

this

🍞

thanks wiki

also lmao france stop being on strike

how long is the cathedral on fire now

just pour water on it lmao

people were still going on strike when I was there last week

typical frogs

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1117844987293487104

>JUST USE FLYING WATER

https://i.imgur.com/zAwad26.jpg

I don't think so anymore, Google.

So yeah

my girlfriend wanted sushi

And I thought to myself

One dish of sushi

Is my entire week's budget

it's alright to go out for dinner once in a while friend

<:SadPepe:408369857650753539>

Not when you're living in poverty

But yeah

<:sadkitty:502900696895586324>

I have like 800 bucks saved up

When we go around to May next year

I will have

5000 buckaroos

Nay

good luck with that friend

6000 bucks

Thanks

I'm again saving for a new apartment

So that my girlfriend and I can live in a nice environment

it costs you 6000 bucks to get a new apartment?

fuck me

That's the deposit, mate

I'll be living near a mosque next year

same shit

but still, fuck me

prices here in smellbourne are fucked

Also I'm very sad to hear that, Semi.

same

absolutely fucked

anglos pay rent per week

WEEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ4G3GVWHxQ

Is this you, Hiru?

no, I live alone remember

it's a poverty flat but it's mine

300$ to live in god's country

MERRICKSVILLE

my flatmates are absolute cancer

I have one flatmate but I rarely see him

thank god

Dude move