I'm giving you good advice, fren. It will be bad for you if she thinks you're gay while you're trying to slip her the tube steak

ah, the eternal spaghetti

Take her on a date to the spaghetti factory, so when you spill spaghetti all over the floor, she'll just think it's one of those weird restaurants like the ones that have peanuts all over the floor

I think that's just an American thing.

I make my own pasta though

no offence @Hiruzen , but dont you have anyone better you can ask than a bunch of retards from /g?

nope

This, so much this @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

fuck

as fellow spergs you guys know me best

youre fucked, pal

If you can make pasta

How about a romantic cooking date

Where you make spaghetti

Then eat it

First date, put her in the kitchen

(dropping on floor optional)

I like it.

How about you just 🐝 urself

Gotta ease her into it @timsandtoms

I live in a poverty flat that has no table for two

no wall between kitchen and bed

Perfect excuse to have spaghetti on the floor then

Yikes

it doesn't even have ignition for cooking

i use a match

to light the gas

Man, I'm glad I'm me and not you

the only upside is that I live alone

that GoT episode 😬

My uni residences are doing a viewing of it this evening

While I don't really care for GoT, the viewing will have free beer and popcorn.

jaime bout to

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@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two >no offence @Hiruzen , but dont you have anyone better you can ask than a bunch of retards from /g/??

inb4 >phone

@Hiruzen Just ask /mu/ or /fit/

@Hiruzen that's not oled theme

@Hiruzen >like your dick is melting

What the Fuck? Virgins are so fucking weird

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520915990393913344/567315923233538048/1555322721249.png

This is why giving women rights was a mistake.