Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 567218210491990032
seriously though
<3
I'm giving you good advice, fren. It will be bad for you if she thinks you're gay while you're trying to slip her the tube steak
ah, the eternal spaghetti
Take her on a date to the spaghetti factory, so when you spill spaghetti all over the floor, she'll just think it's one of those weird restaurants like the ones that have peanuts all over the floor
I think that's just an American thing.
I make my own pasta though
no offence @Hiruzen , but dont you have anyone better you can ask than a bunch of retards from /g?
nope
This, so much this @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two
fuck
as fellow spergs you guys know me best
youre fucked, pal
If you can make pasta
How about a romantic cooking date
Where you make spaghetti
Then eat it
First date, put her in the kitchen
(dropping on floor optional)
I like it.
Gotta ease her into it @timsandtoms
I live in a poverty flat that has no table for two
no wall between kitchen and bed
Perfect excuse to have spaghetti on the floor then
Yikes
it doesn't even have ignition for cooking
i use a match
to light the gas
Man, I'm glad I'm me and not you
the only upside is that I live alone
that GoT episode 😬
My uni residences are doing a viewing of it this evening
While I don't really care for GoT, the viewing will have free beer and popcorn.
jaime bout to
http://i.imgur.com/JbRCz.gif
@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two >no offence @Hiruzen , but dont you have anyone better you can ask than a bunch of retards from /g/??
inb4 >phone
@Hiruzen Just ask /mu/ or /fit/