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2019-03-09 05:49:23 UTC

What the fuck, why do cats sound like hurt childre

2019-03-09 05:51:47 UTC

Because they evolved alongside us, so that they could use your instincts to their benefit @johnfrum

2019-03-09 05:52:04 UTC

You'll be inclined to help them

2019-03-09 05:52:16 UTC

Also, stop torturing cats

2019-03-09 05:53:13 UTC

I wasnt

2019-03-09 05:54:01 UTC

I woke up to the sounds of what I thought was someone in pain, ran out and saw a bunch of cats running off

2019-03-09 05:54:11 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-09 05:54:27 UTC

I'm proud of you for that empathetic response.

2019-03-09 05:54:57 UTC

If someone dies on my property its not a good look.

2019-03-09 05:55:43 UTC

One time an owl snatched a rabbit outside our window in the summer, and the shriek was absolutely gut-wrenching. Scared the fuck out of us.

2019-03-09 06:00:43 UTC

I always thought rabbits couldn't make noises until my dog mauled one and I had to kill it

2019-03-09 06:04:13 UTC

They can be very, very loud.

2019-03-09 06:06:55 UTC

I think that was one of the few times I wanted to hurt my dog to discipline it

2019-03-09 06:07:26 UTC

One got caught in my fence and my dyke neighbors made me cut it out with bolt cutters to free it instead of just giving it a crack on the noggin with a hammer and pulling it out

2019-03-09 06:07:34 UTC

So now I have a hole in my fucking fence

2019-03-09 06:10:52 UTC

Just fix it by knitting it with baling wire and paint.

2019-03-09 06:12:18 UTC

It's only one link, so it's not even noticeable. But fucking dykes. I swear.

2019-03-09 06:17:06 UTC

I picked up the water cooler that I ordered yesterday, holy fuck is that loud

2019-03-09 06:18:01 UTC

@porco get yourself the DHL socks I linked you

2019-03-09 06:18:09 UTC

Great all of nicebear's posts were purged. I wanted to listen to that thing he posted

2019-03-09 06:18:29 UTC

What thing did he post?

2019-03-09 06:18:53 UTC

I have a mutual server with him, I can retrieve it for you.

2019-03-09 06:19:00 UTC

Never mind found it

2019-03-09 06:19:11 UTC

...

2019-03-09 06:19:25 UTC

The opening guitar was stuck in my head

2019-03-09 06:19:59 UTC

Thank nicebear for me

2019-03-09 06:20:03 UTC

Just listen to Masotan and Hisone like a good boy.

2019-03-09 06:20:15 UTC

La Re'entre

2019-03-09 06:20:51 UTC

I listened to it too many times and I dont like how the stupid girl is clearly the protagnist when the angry one would be better

2019-03-09 06:21:23 UTC

John, I'm only gonna tell you this once:

2019-03-09 06:21:33 UTC

Twintails is the worst. Always.

2019-03-09 06:21:44 UTC

She only had it for half the intro

2019-03-09 06:21:49 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-03-09 06:21:57 UTC

I watched that intro too much

2019-03-09 06:22:12 UTC

She...always has the twintails.

2019-03-09 06:23:30 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-03-09 06:23:47 UTC

I wanted to prove you wrong so I checked

2019-03-09 06:24:12 UTC

And?

2019-03-09 06:24:19 UTC

You were wrong

2019-03-09 06:24:22 UTC

Inwas right

2019-03-09 06:24:24 UTC

All is right

2019-03-09 06:25:09 UTC

For the record, best girl is the big one.

2019-03-09 06:25:17 UTC

@sum would agree.

2019-03-09 06:25:20 UTC

I knew you would say that

2019-03-09 06:25:25 UTC

I dont know why

2019-03-09 06:25:27 UTC

She would appeal to his mommy fetish.

2019-03-09 06:25:29 UTC

But I knew it

2019-03-09 06:25:51 UTC

Watch the show and you'll see why <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-03-09 06:26:24 UTC

It probably wont be as good as the outro so theres no point.

2019-03-09 06:26:37 UTC

Also I'm not into vore

2019-03-09 06:27:03 UTC

You aren't *yet*.

2019-03-09 06:32:17 UTC

I'm not the one who enjoys cartoon women who give the feeling they would kill you in your sleep one day when they feel that life has reached a peak and it would be best to kill you peacefully now and spare you suffering.

2019-03-09 06:33:04 UTC

That's oddly specific, John. What do you mean?

2019-03-09 06:33:14 UTC

I don't like Yandere.

2019-03-09 06:34:51 UTC

I dunno, I dont trust her, is all I'm saying.

2019-03-09 06:35:38 UTC

You are afraid of strong matriarchal characters?

2019-03-09 06:35:43 UTC

Tell me about your mother.

2019-03-09 06:36:05 UTC

I'm not the one with the mommy fetish

2019-03-09 06:38:01 UTC

I would never accuse you of such degeneracy, John.

2019-03-09 09:21:33 UTC

Geez. I took a look at the Windows 10 wiki page. "Windows 10 has twelve editions"

2019-03-09 09:21:40 UTC

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2019-03-09 09:35:31 UTC

windows 10 in nutshell

2019-03-09 09:35:31 UTC
2019-03-09 09:36:23 UTC

Fun fact: Homegroup functionality has been removed, so you can no longer access a Windows 10 file system remotely.

2019-03-09 09:36:59 UTC

You now MUST share the file, which means sending a copy. Or you can enable sharing (extremely handicapped remote access).

2019-03-09 09:37:02 UTC

just like ad-hoc networks and everything else usefull niche

2019-03-09 09:38:14 UTC

So you can no longer perform such useful tasks as generating a system image to be saved to a different device over network connection. Say, you have a computer low on disk space but have a desktop brimming with space, and don't feel the need to connect an external device.

2019-03-09 09:39:22 UTC

BUT, you CAN use Chrome Remote Desktop to restart your PC, and then LOG INTO that very same PC because the services for remote desktop are loaded before you are even logged into your computer.

2019-03-09 09:39:46 UTC

<:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

2019-03-09 09:48:35 UTC

@Tervy My favorite part is that Windows 10 Education Pro has less features than Windows 10 Education.

2019-03-09 09:48:52 UTC

I guess Pro is for Problematic.

2019-03-09 09:54:47 UTC

>windows

2019-03-09 09:55:06 UTC

if you aren't using ltsb/c ur doing something wrong

2019-03-09 09:55:34 UTC

reminder: LTSC is not meant to be used

2019-03-09 09:55:47 UTC

and is illegal to be used on non corporate enviroments

2019-03-09 09:56:03 UTC

>illegal

2019-03-09 09:56:06 UTC

if you're downloading win 10 you don't care about the legality

2019-03-09 09:59:23 UTC

i'm not shilling for microsoft, just actually pointing out the only usable version

2019-03-09 10:01:08 UTC

>illegal

2019-03-09 10:01:31 UTC

sadly LTSC does not get defender ATP updates

2019-03-09 10:01:38 UTC

there was something else ltsc did not support too ?

2019-03-09 10:01:51 UTC

Yes. You.

2019-03-09 10:02:09 UTC

something related to processor support coming few versions behind

2019-03-09 10:02:28 UTC

tldr: newest and greatest hardware updaters didnt get support iirc

2019-03-09 10:02:36 UTC

not that it matters to many (and i can remember some old obsolete information too here )

2019-03-09 10:12:38 UTC

@Tervy >not meant to be used on non corporate environments

2019-03-09 10:12:43 UTC

I have the licence, I do what the fuck I want

2019-03-09 10:12:45 UTC

thanks

2019-03-09 10:13:24 UTC

for all they know it's on a corporate environment because it's activated with a VL key

2019-03-09 13:05:27 UTC

>want to pour some milk for cereal
>wtf why is that milk so yellow
>open the box
>turns out it became a fucking quark

2019-03-09 13:05:29 UTC

<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-03-09 13:06:08 UTC

but quark is a thing in the atom n shit

2019-03-09 13:07:48 UTC

And it's also a dairy product

2019-03-09 13:20:18 UTC

It became sour milk

2019-03-09 13:22:20 UTC

oh

2019-03-09 13:22:32 UTC

(to female) your horn

2019-03-09 13:23:56 UTC

@Matthew is selling his chair on Craigslist

2019-03-09 13:27:20 UTC

those sweat lines are way too small, except for the middle part

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