Message from @johnfrum

Discord ID: 553820998164807701


2019-03-09 01:09:00 UTC  

>having something that has more poop germs than a toilot seat near your baby

2019-03-09 01:09:22 UTC  

Helps build resistance early on

2019-03-09 01:09:54 UTC  

>worry about germs when it just came out of the second dirtiest hole on a woman, located mere inches from the first

2019-03-09 01:57:06 UTC  

Cleanness is just a social construct

2019-03-09 02:19:11 UTC  

You mean cleanliness, stupid kraut

2019-03-09 04:10:34 UTC  
2019-03-09 04:11:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553791882292101132/69f.jpeg

2019-03-09 05:49:23 UTC  

What the fuck, why do cats sound like hurt childre

2019-03-09 05:51:47 UTC  

Because they evolved alongside us, so that they could use your instincts to their benefit @johnfrum

2019-03-09 05:52:04 UTC  

You'll be inclined to help them

2019-03-09 05:52:16 UTC  

Also, stop torturing cats

2019-03-09 05:53:13 UTC  

I wasnt

2019-03-09 05:54:01 UTC  

I woke up to the sounds of what I thought was someone in pain, ran out and saw a bunch of cats running off

2019-03-09 05:54:11 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-09 05:54:27 UTC  

I'm proud of you for that empathetic response.

2019-03-09 05:54:57 UTC  

If someone dies on my property its not a good look.

2019-03-09 05:55:43 UTC  

One time an owl snatched a rabbit outside our window in the summer, and the shriek was absolutely gut-wrenching. Scared the fuck out of us.

2019-03-09 06:00:43 UTC  

I always thought rabbits couldn't make noises until my dog mauled one and I had to kill it

2019-03-09 06:04:13 UTC  

They can be very, very loud.

2019-03-09 06:06:55 UTC  

I think that was one of the few times I wanted to hurt my dog to discipline it

2019-03-09 06:07:26 UTC  

One got caught in my fence and my dyke neighbors made me cut it out with bolt cutters to free it instead of just giving it a crack on the noggin with a hammer and pulling it out

2019-03-09 06:07:34 UTC  

So now I have a hole in my fucking fence

2019-03-09 06:10:52 UTC  

Just fix it by knitting it with baling wire and paint.

2019-03-09 06:12:18 UTC  

It's only one link, so it's not even noticeable. But fucking dykes. I swear.

2019-03-09 06:17:06 UTC  

I picked up the water cooler that I ordered yesterday, holy fuck is that loud

2019-03-09 06:18:01 UTC  

@porco get yourself the DHL socks I linked you

2019-03-09 06:18:09 UTC  

Great all of nicebear's posts were purged. I wanted to listen to that thing he posted

2019-03-09 06:18:29 UTC  

What thing did he post?

2019-03-09 06:18:53 UTC  

I have a mutual server with him, I can retrieve it for you.

2019-03-09 06:19:00 UTC  

Never mind found it

2019-03-09 06:19:06 UTC  
2019-03-09 06:19:11 UTC  

...

2019-03-09 06:19:25 UTC  

The opening guitar was stuck in my head

2019-03-09 06:19:59 UTC  

Thank nicebear for me

2019-03-09 06:20:03 UTC  

Just listen to Masotan and Hisone like a good boy.

2019-03-09 06:20:15 UTC  

La Re'entre

2019-03-09 06:20:51 UTC  

I listened to it too many times and I dont like how the stupid girl is clearly the protagnist when the angry one would be better

2019-03-09 06:21:23 UTC  

John, I'm only gonna tell you this once:

2019-03-09 06:21:33 UTC  

Twintails is the worst. Always.

2019-03-09 06:21:44 UTC  

She only had it for half the intro